Chapter 19 The Nwe Love
Stupid falmes! ur all satinsit1s! StarKesus is ur saver [*spews lemonade* WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Staridiot is our SAVIOR?! From WHAT?!]
y cant u just eccept that. Also im not a torll!1 ppl tell me Im ver petty! [lmao she doesnt know what an internet troll is]
Btw Jazz are you happy wih the last chpaetr? i no im promised u I wood mack you depduey [Yes, and you had to break the warrior code MULTIPLE TIMES to do it]
gasped! 'What are ou doing her FireStar" she said. [exactly what I'm thinking]
"I tock over ShaderClan" he said happly. [Shaderclan]
"I went 2 there teratory n they fondu me there. [they fondued you?]
The told me that BlakStar was deda he was so dpersed when you bcame ledar that he mocitted swisscide." [this story is making me want to mocit swisside]
"OMIJISH BUT THASS A SIN" SIAD StarGleam. [WHO GIVESAFUCK]
"i know rite." said FierStart "but he was so sad yo woudnet be his meat." [his meat? Liiiiiike...his dinner?]
GleamStar was said for a mome. But then she rembered her and Hawkfrost-kun were geting marred! And she was happy again. [Hawkfrost-kun. What the actual fuck.]
She run towreds the HighOka a;; the cats wer catching her aw she past. They wanderd why she was even more readient then ussal today. [*vomits*]
It was
bcause she is happy. HawkFirst throgut. [*still vomiting* I'm sorry but this story is disgusting]
"Cast of all clasn!" se yewled. "I have an nounce!"
"what is it ledder" they all said. [Did the other three Clans just refer to her as leader?! WTF!]
"HawkFrpst and meare getting MARTED!" [First it was marred, now its marted, whats next?]
The clcats cherred in saw and happy! Some of them where said the enver got t2 be StarGleams mat but they wer happy anyways becas they lovved her and knw what was bet. [stahp]
"let the marrige begin" [no]
But bfore the marige cold happin there was a nose! [OMG A NOSE]
"I WANT HER TO B MY MATE" sdi a vice from Abobe! [take her, PLEASE. End my suffering]
"Starclan?" sad GleamSyar?
"No." said the vice. "itsTHE DAK FROSET!" [Oh no, the dak froset]
And then therw ere clods!1111 It stared to rain! And..litening stroked! it hert StarFleam! [so shes Stargleam again]
It hurt. [Good]
AND GLEAMSTAR CODLU FELL HETSELF DID!11!111!1! [YES. STAY DEAD THIS TIME]
1!/
SHE wock up. [dammit]
Se was in the dark frost she rmebered. It was blak around. "blackstar" she siad wanderin if hed' wanted 2 see was blackStar a bad cat she wandered she didn't know if he wod o to teh Fark Firest!
She shaw a shap in the dirtence. "BackStar?" shse seda. "its meh starGleam
Then the cat torned arund. It was ASSFyR! [Assfur. Nice]
Ashfir locked aht her. "gigle" he said [why would he say 'giggle'?]
"glemstar ur beatiful.like SquireFlit [Shes PURPLE. She looks NOTHING like Squirrelflight!]
i wnted uto be.my met?" [NO]
"NO9999999999999 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said Gleam. [dramatic much?]
He looked sad. "what do u mena" he said. [I'm pretty sure she means NO9999999999999 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
And then was BROCKENSTAR? [oh please no]