Funny Texts

Da FireSenpaii

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~(1)~ CAPS LOCK
~(2)~ When I Was A Kid..
~(3)~ Walmart Logic
~(4)~ Mind Blown XD
~(5)~ Best Friend logic
~(6)~ Revenge
~(7)~ Note To Self:
~(8)~ That Random Citizen
~(9)~ What Am I Thinking?
~(10)~ The Things You Do For Cake
~(11)~ Followers on Instagram
~(12)~ Did It Hurt?
~(13)~ Guy Problems
~(14)~ I Love YouTube!
~(15)~ Google Earth
~(16)~ My Phone
~(17)~ Pokéballs
~(18)~ Ice Cream
~(19)~ Closer
~(20)~ Fictional Characters
~(21)~ Bad Girls
~(22)~ Checking My Phone
~(23)~ My Prince
~(24)~ Moods
~(25)~ Sigh
~(26)~ Clapping
~(27)~ The Stages Of Shipping
~(28)~ Moods #2
~(29)~ Eggs
~(30)~ If Someone Ever Cheats On Me
~(31)~ Do Authors..
~(32)~ Who Do They Ship Me With?
~(33)~ Stress
~(34)~ Toasters
~(35)~ People Skills
~(36)~ Don't Lose Your Pen
~(37)~ Mario Mario
~(38)~ Sorry Honey
~(39)~ I Game So Much..
~(40)~ Coffee
~(41)~ Banana
~(42)~ Nerd
~(43)~ No Idea
~(44)~ Fridge
~(45)~ Graduation party
~(46)~ CHOKING
~(47)~ Call Me
~(48)~ Are You Single?
~(49)~ My Life
~(50)~ Nah
~(51)~ Things To Do In Public
~(52)~ (☉‿☉)
~(53)~ Why Women Go To The Bathroom Together
~(54)~ Did It Hurt? #2
~(55)~ Want To Be A Hacker?
~(56)~ Divergent Factions At The Bookstore
~(57)~ The Monkey
~(58)~ MY PRECIOUS
~(59)~ Dinosaurs
~(60)~ Grocery Stores At Midnight
~(61)~ I Have To Pee
~(62)~ SAVE THE COMPUTER
~(63)~ Stupid
~(64)~ 2000 PIZZAS
~(65)~ The One
~(66)~ Ruh-Roh
~(67)~ Slang
~(68)~ Chinese Food
~(69)~ 7 Ways To Get Over Fictional Characters
~(70)~ Sims
~(71)~ Thceif
~(72)~ Titanic
~(73)~ Me Half of the Time
~(74)~ Laws
~(75)~ Boom
~(76)~ Mc Goth
~(78)~ You
~(79)~ How To Kiss A Boy
~(80)~ Fear
~(81)~ Fangirl
~(82)~ Level 10
~(83)~ Why Do We Need School?
~(84)~ But Mum!
~(85)~ THX
~(86)~ Waking Nightmare
~(87)~ Tough
~(88)~ You Don't Know Pain..
~(89)~ Doors And Windows
~(90)~ What Do I Send?
~(91)~ Artificial Intelligence
~(92)~ Morons
~(93)~ Giving Up
~(94)~ I Cannot Help
~(95)~ Scary Movies
~(96)~ School
~(97)~ Natural Sunlight
~(98)~ Sticks And Stones..
~(99)~ Cat
~(100)~ Shorts And Longs
~(101)~ idk
~(102)~ Sarcasm
~(103)~ I Only Have Ten
~(104)~ Ice Cream #2
~(105)~ The Real Treasure
~(106)~ Wrong Number
~(107)~ Priceless
~(108)~ Panic At The Disco
~(109)~ Once Upon A Time
~(110)~ Very Good
~(111)~ Phone Cake
~(112)~ Mind Readers
~(113)~ CANNONS
~(114)~ Giggle In French
~(115)~ Freaking Genius
~(116)~ Heroic Death
~(117)~ No More Tears
~(118)~ Babies
~(119)~ Rad'ish'
~(120)~ Batteries
~(121)~ My Life #2
~(122)~ Feel
~(123)~ Prank
~(124)~ Breadsticks
~(125)~ Brick
~(126)~ Sass
~(127)~ I wish
~(128)~ Defenestration
~(129)~ Funniest Joke
~(130)~ Anxiety
~(131)~ Women's Magazine
~(132)~ Fastest Land Mammal
~(133)~ Mermaids
~(134)~ Skylight
~(135)~ Previously On..
~(136)~ The Sun
~(137)~ HOW TO CHEER UP
~(138)~ Sarcasm #2
~(139)~ Advertising Board
~(140)~ Salad
~(141)~ Dairy Queen
~(142)~ New Zelda Game
~(143)~ NASA Knows
~(144)~ The Immortal
~(145)~ WHY
~(146)~ Roses Are Black..
~(147)~ Use The Sleep
~(148)~ Best Prank Ever
~(149)~ Story Telling
~(150)~ Fairy Light Disco
~(151)~ Would You Press The Button?
~(152)~ Chips At Walmart
~(153)~ Cheeseburger Stabbing
~(154)~ Oh No
~(155)~ Fire, No..
~(156)~ Minor Character
~(157)~ One Americano
~(158)~ How To Get Through Horror Games
~(159)~ Audition
~(160)~ Singing Disney Duets
~(161)~ Office Supplies
~(162)~ Stressed Coral
~(163)~ 2444666668888888
~(164)~ Dropping Something
~(165)~ Delighted
~(166)~ Cat Girl Gang
~(167)~ Follow Your Dreams
~(168)~ Watch This
~(169)~ Travel
~(170)~ What Do You Save?
~(171)~ OTP
~(172)~ Glasses
~(173)~ Shut Up Chocolate
~(174)~ Cold Heart
~(175)~ You'll Never Find Out
~(176)~ CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~(177)~ V O I D
~(178)~ COMING SOON
~(179)~ This Is 911..
~(180)~ The Speed Of Fast
~(181)~ Quiet
~(182)~ How Chicks Put On Lipstick
~(183)~ Roller Coaster
~(184)~ Trix And Video Games
~(185)~Unknown Album
~(186)~ Mythbusters
~(187)~ Cliffhangers
~(188)~ Survey
~(189)~ Truth Or Dare
~(190)~ Camouflage
~(191)~ Chips
~(192)~ Details
~(193)~ Stabbed By Sword
~(194)~ Ducks & Bread
~(195)~ TV
~(196)~ The Day After Yesterday
~(197)~ Be Right Back
~(198)~ College*
~(199)~ I Like Your Shirt
~(200)~ My Hart

~(77)~ 🚙🚓

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Da FireSenpaii

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"You're right. Never mind."

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