(Warning this is gay and might make you go "What the fuck is wrong with you bro", honestly I wrote this out of boredom so don't blame me. Also I needed a stress reliever from finals, so there you go, so you have the option of avoiding this or going on ahead and reading. Not gonna force you to read)
Loki didn't like the aftermath of childbirth at all, he was still sore from giving birth to a certain 8-legged horse, it made it hard to sit or walk and his usually tight, small hole was big enough for Thor to stick the handle of Mjolnir inside, you would think that being a god would have him go back to having a dick and balls but no, if he did that he would be laying in bed in even worse pain for a decade. Speaking of Thor, Odin had done a good job because the thunder god had grown quite handsomely, Loki could remember a young Thor cringing as he tried a sip of mead for the first time as all the other gods chuckled at the young one's reaction, now Thor could drink an ocean's worth of mead as the others cheered him on, he used to be small and petite, now he's tall and muscular, his arms were big and bulky with hands the size of shields, Loki was beginning to feel aroused from the thought of the younger god wrapping his hands around his throat while taking him all the way through the 9 worlds in one night, let's not forget those lips, those kissable lips, Loki wanted to ride his face until his pussy was drained of all it's fluids. Man, being pregnant really made Loki sexually frustrated, especially after he was fucked by long horse schlong in order to get pregnant, it caused him to want to crave dick, dicks long enough and large in girth enough to leave him paralyzed for a good 12 hours.
"You're not drinking" Freya noticed Loki looked at the goddess, she was the goddess of love and a member of the Vanir tribe, so she was obviously beautiful, her blonde hair was up in a bun with her long fringe hanging freely, her casual dress, which was appropriate for the party setting, complemented her figure and Loki heard that she had a kid about a month ago, she looked just fine, no sign of having a kid at all, what the fuck, Loki just gave birth to a 8-legged horse and he still looks like he just gave birth to one. "I'm the designated Charioteer for Odin and Thor" Freya made a face of understanding "Besides I have a son I need to take care of" Loki added he looked at the sky, it was dark, midnight dark "I think it's time I take my leave" he said smoothly, he began to limp off to find his brother and nephew. "Odin we have to go" Loki said yanking his brother's arm "Alre-ady? It's not even that la--ate" Odin said slurring his word "Odin stop testing my fucking patience" Loki said deadly calm, Odin looked as his brother, drunkenly tilted his head and slowly poked his face, Loki grabbed his poking hand, flipping him so his knee was digging into Odin's stomach and quickly striking him harshly on his ass before putting him back into the position he was before "We're going, don't make me embarrass you any further" Loki threatened before power limping to find the beefcake son of his brother.
Well the chariot ride was smooth enough if you take out the fact that Odin and Thor were screeching corny songs that they learned from their Roman friends, Loki managed to get Odin to bed, to which his wife thanked him, and Loki told her it was no issue. Now Loki was looking at the sleeping Thor with a lustful gaze as he panted due to sheer exhaustion, Loki began to strip the thunder god of his clothes just so he doesn't overheat from the alcohol, his breath hitched when he saw his beautiful form, he feel his lust and desire rushing in between his legs and making his flower bloom. Loki was thinking of helping himself when Thor woke up "Where...am I...?" Judging by how breathy he was when he asked that question Loki concluded that he still alcohol his system, which meant he was twice as dense than normal "We're back home, I drove the chariot, remember?" Loki said patiently, Thor looked at his uncle before looking at his groin area "Did you piss yourself?" Thor asked bluntly Loki looked down, dammit, he didn't realized he was that aroused, his pants and legs were soaked in lewd fluid "N-no I-I uh..." his brain was screaming to come up with a excuse, when he remembered that Thor was drunk, which meant he even denser than usual, which all added up Loki had a advantage "I accidentally digested a drug that makes you aroused" he said, he wanted to slap himself for saying this "It's actually pretty painful and I was going to ask you to help me" Loki put emphasis that he needed help by squeezing his thighs, gripping the sides of the stool he was sitting on, and wiggling his hips a little. Thor tilted his head like a curious puppy, "I guess I can help" he said finally, Loki's face lit up enthusiastically, as he scrambled to climb on top of Thor while discarding his clothes.
He couldn't believe it, he finally did it, he was finally about to have sex with his latest fantasy, and make all the maidens jealous that he took Thor's virginity before they could. Loki slowly lowered himself over the beefcake god's face, he was inches way before Thor forcefully lowered him all the way and stuck his tongue inside the warm, wet forbidden cavern, causing Loki to let out a squeal followed by a moan. Just from Thor's rough licking and him sucking on Loki's large swollen clit, Loki felt a overwhelming surge of euphoria which caused him to not notice that he was about to cum, until it happened, thanks to Thor thrusting his tongue inside the cavern surrounded by folds, a violent rain of Loki's lust. Loki got off so he was straddling Thor's muscular chest "I'm hard now" Thor said, it didn't sound like a complaint, which was good to Loki, who decided to take it to the next level, he scooted down and placed himself over the muscular god's large cock, "Fuck it's huge" Loki said breathlessly "Just like you imagined" Thor said before violently pushing Loki down on it, Loki let out a scream of pleasure "You're plan seemed to work" Thor said haughtily, Loki couldn't care less that he got caught, he has a huge cock shoved up his pussy, just barely touching his g-spot, "I don't fucking care just move dammit!" Loki demanded his voice was dripping with so many emotions, "As you wish" Thor began thrusting roughly, hitting that pleasure spot repeatedly, rubbing his insides until it felt like a semi-permanent feeling of numb pleasure. Loki was biting his thumb to stop from screaming and waking the whole house up, "Go ahead, let everyone know what you're doing" Thor said yanking Loki's thumb out with one hand and rubbing his clit with another "Ah fuck!" Loki began to moan loudly, which encouraged Thor to thrust even harder, slamming into Loki's g-spot, in that moment Loki knew, his ability to walk, is fucked. Loki's face was being flushed with pleasure and he was becoming breathless, he was pretty sure Thor was the same, the trickster god could feel his orgasm creeping closer "Holy fuck I'm close!" Loki warned and with final thrust, Loki came his screams of pleasure matched his rain of euphoria, he suddenly felt empty when his dance partner pull out, he soon found himself shocked when he was flipped onto his back with Thor on top of him "Hold your hips up" Loki obeyed and the younger god re-entered, out of nowhere Loki noticed that room smelled of alcohol and lust, hut it didn't matter he was going another round with the muscular thunder god. The sound of moaning and lewd wet slapping noises mixed with the scent of lust, sweat and alcohol was thick in the darkly lit room, the older god began leaving scratch marks as proof of their encounter, Thor was breathing on Loki's neck as he thrusted roughly inside Loki's warm velvet cavern, the smaller god let out a feeble cry of pleasure over his rough treatment "Let's orgasm together" Thor said in a low voice, Loki nodded with enthusiasm, with a few more thrust the two came in perfect harmony with Loki twitching out of pure white pleasure and Thor breathing heavily.
The red-head god slowly pulled out and laid down next to the blond, he leaned forward and pulled him into a sloppy kiss, "Was this your whole plan?" Thor asked Loki nodded "How did you know?" Loki asked tracing a pattern in the younger but more muscular god's chest "There are no drugs that do that" Thor said simply, Loki stayed silent as he thought about it for a moment "I need to come up with better excuses" he said finally, Thor chuckled placing his large hand on Loki's head, slowly pushing down "W-wait what are you doing?!" Loki asked nervously "I did most of work. You have to return the favor" Thor said bluntly, Loki was shaking his head, trying his best to avoid sucking Thor's 14 inches "Nonononono! I won't be able to breathe, holy fuck I'm gonna die with a dick in my mouth!" Loki said in a panicked babble, Thor placed a finger on his lips "Ssshhh, just breathe through your nostrils", Thor said as if it was that simple, "I feel bad for whoever marries you", and with that Loki had a longer night than he expected.
Loki woke up the next morning with a sore jaw and his hips were killing him, he looked at his bed partner who was sound asleep, Thor made him do it a solid 13 times before Thor fell asleep snoring, he flipped him off before hearing his son whinnying, Loki sighs "Coming baby" Loki says quietly to himself, he tried to get out of bed in a futile attempt, the trickster god fell flat on his face, Loki quickly got up only to fall again, he got up with the support of a wall and leaning against the same wall he put his clothes back on, he grabbed a staff that Thor randomly had in his room and hobbled off to care for his 8-legged horse son. Loki managed to painfully hobble to the roofed stables his son was staying in "Did you miss me Sleipnir? Sorry mommy didn't sleep with you, she was sleeping with someone else" Loki said hugging his son, Sleipnir let out a snort "I know that sounds gross, the aftermath was gross and I'm hurting right now" Loki said letting go of the hug, and slowly, he got up "Mommy is gonna go and lay down" he said looking at Sleipnir who let out a whinny in protest, Loki watched as Sleipnir fell down on his side and pretended to be in pain "You're so dramatic baby, you didn't have to do that" Loki said hobbling over to Sleipnir's side, he began to stroke his mane "Fine I'll stay right here you big Mama's boy" Loki said affectionately, Sleipnir swished his tail gently, Loki let out his own version of "I love you" a soft nicker, before resting against his son's side. Little did he know, Thor watched the whole thing unfold, smiling softly at how much of a amazing parent Loki was, thinking about how when he had his own children he wanted to treat them the same way Loki did.
Cue comedic laughter.