Me: Dude I don't know what's wrong, every time I wake up I feel like throwing up.
Classmate:......Are...you pregnant?
Me:...*Says a little too loudly* NO I AM NOT PREGNANT! I CAN'T EVEN GET A BOYFRIEND, SO WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK I AM PREGNANT?
*Everyone in my class including my crush look at me to see if I'm mentally okay*