Percy: *Cornering Ares with a empty peanut butter jar*
Ares: No stop! You're triggering my PTSD!
Percy: *Puts it closer to his face*
Ares: *Falls down crying*
Percy:...
Ares: *Sobbing uncontrollably*
*All of a sudden everyone at Camp Half-blood and Camp Jupiter hold a jar towards his face*
Ares: *Sobbing intensifies*
Hera: Leave my son alone dammit! *Picks him up like a baby and carries him off*