-he doesn't brush his teeth...or even own a toothbrush for that matter
-his breath normally stinks so you dont really talk too close to his face or you might die because im pretty sure his halitosis his like a neurotoxin..dont even get me started on morning breath
-he doesn't have a chain connecting his monocal to anything so he was to constantly make sure it doesn't fall off his face and break
-he's a bit of a cheapskate
-he can't grow facial hair
-he's super skinny and won't eat much unless its really good and D D D D D A P P E R (im sorry I'll go home)
-he doesn't have fun, the closest thing he'll get to it is watching a comedy movie that'll only get one laugh out him the entire time or if he's doing something with you
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-he secretly goes through your entire room to see if you have anything to do with another man that he thinks would probably steal you from him
-he's not overprotective HES ULTRAPROTECTIVE if he sees a man tryin' to woo you he might have to stab a bitch..no, scrach that he might need to chop a bitch in half
-he likes to listen to whatever music you like
-he doesn't cook because he doesn't like to its just that he can't..its just like as soon as he turns the stove on its just lit...(LIT 😂👌) but seriously he'll damn near burn his house down
-because he knows you get really flustered and awkward when he tries anything sexual he likes to mess with you and make you come into his office and he'll be waiting there shirtless with the most annoying smile you can imagine on his face
-he regularly has 'questionable' dreams about you......exept he talks in his sleep boi
WELL DAS ALL I CAN THINK OF SO SEE YA LATER - sincerely C.M