Kendall Tries to Read Starkit...

By kendall--blue

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Oh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! An... More

Quick Note
Allegiances: I'm dying already
1- Is this chapter one or the prologue?
2- Butter mom and a serimony
3-Staridiot is a good 'fihgter'
4-Firestar has lost his mind
5- Staridiot the mat
6- Enog Porblems
7- TREEEEEEEE
8-MOGOSH REALLY
9- I don't even know what to call this but it's stupid
10- You call this a fight scene?
11- Lakefall the model, Satanclaw, and a Jew
12- If anyone else falls in love with Staridiot I swear...
13- NONONONONONONONONO
14- The Ten Condiments
15- In which Staridiot 'gags happily' and screams 'Kawaii' for no reason
16-DO NOT MAKE STARIDIOT THE LEADER!
17-Staridiot Immediately Starts Failing as Clan Leader
19- 'Oh sweat, that's a freat idea!'
20- Shaderclan, the Dak Froset, and Assfur
21- I have officially lost faith in Starclan
22- Don't give her back to the Clans just because YOU can't deal with her!
23- Starkit returns (to forever haunt our nightmares)
24- SHES SO SPESHUL
25- GAY PRIDE!
26- Ashfur x ... Hawkfrost??
27- *repeatedly smashes head against wall*
28- !11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111
29- Staridiot questions her entire existence
30- *drama queen intensifies*
31- ALL LOGIC EVER HAS NOW DIED
32- In which Silverstream shows up and makes things worse
33- HolyLefa returns for no apparent reason
34- Bluestar manages to die again

18- Hacky-Kin (poor Hawkfrost)

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Chater Eitheen The Deat 11 11 1 [the...what?]

StarKit weak up shed been asleep. [*smacks Shed* You're not supposed to be asleep!]

Their was ayoll from the capm! She run otides her den she junped of the HighRidge. "I gott to kill ou: somone sadi. [please do]

It WA.S.. TIGEERSTAR! [no more Tigger? Aw.]

"Ttlu." Said HollyLefa meanly from his ides. [Ttlu]

GLEAM STAR swelled "GET OUT OF THE CRAMP EVERYONE" she coldu hander it heself. [there's so many things wrong with this sentence I'm not sure which one to comment on

Gleam Star. Swelled. Get out of the cramp. She thinks she can handle it herself. The various spelling mistakes.]

"No" said BarkFall "we elov you somuch StarGleam we could'nt leafe u" [*gagging noises*]

NAD THE CATS FOUT! [OMG!!11!1!!!11!]

HolyKeaf turned into a. FUX! GlameStar surpised. She jopped! But it was too latte!1 [*looks up* Why does she get coffee?! I want a latte!]

The foz was an inc form her face when LinoBlaze apparetd! [Is he old enough to Apparate?]

She clawed him They're was bold. "noooooo" said GleamStart. She was greif. [I was greif too, after reading this]

Teras falled down her sparkling grey checks. [again, I thought she was purple]

The shoned like the sun on her spakling checks. Her reinbow eyes where glowed lick skys after rani.. It was beutifly thohth HawkForts. [ *vomits*]

"its oyak StarGleam." said LionBealz. "I doe for you. it makes me gay whit hapyness." [k]

"LIONBLAZE ARE YOU A.. HOMOSEZZUAL?/?/?/?2" said StG;eamStar [There's STILL NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY, Staridiot! You're just giving me more reasons to want to hunt you down!]

. gasp. was here clan bevoming quare. Bet b4 he colde awnser he ded!

"NOOP" said GleamStar, [NOOP]

"HE WAS MY BORTHERS FATHER I WILL AVENGE THOU." She said. She lapped at HolltLeaf! HollyFale lagged and run "its to lare" she meowled "lock behind u" [I just keep picturing the cats clicking padlocks at each other. Thanks, YouTube]

StarGleam looked. TiggClaw was scratching DAWNSPAEKLE [BUTTER MOM!]

she run up the he cat clawd him he ran aya. "get pout of here Hacky-kin" she sad its too danheros" [poor Hawkfrost. What did he do to be demoted to Hacky-kin?]

"iie" 9meanes no) [no it doesn't] said Hawkyfrost.

"I lobe you my daer I wan't live you." [*more gagging*]

But the cats weer goin. Tiggerstar lagged sadly. "you mayt have defted ous this time," his said "but nest time well be STORNGER." [Sure you will]

Then he left. Then HolyLeag left. Then thuneer clan was saf!

"since LionBleaze deid said Gleamstar I nedda new depudy. JazzPaw cum hear. [ENOUGH WITH THE CUMMING!]

JazzPaw came. [WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!]

"JazzPaw I want make you in warrior. So you can bw my depduey." *spews lemonade* WTFFFF?! Why do these cats believe in the Ten Condiments but not the fucking warrior code?!]

JaszPaw smieled! She was so happ! "JazzPaw form now n youll be JazzSong. Also ur my depdy. Anyone have a problem with that? [um, YES!]

: she was mean bcase she was sad~ no the cats said obdenintley. They new he was sad. They ripsected it,, linblaze was her after all. besider mots of the cats thouhth StarG;eam was kawai [*hangs self*]

when she was mad her eyes robbled. [What the actual fuck]

She and hawkFrost slept NOT LIKE THAT THERE NT MAKES THEY WOULD DO THAT YET DONT REMEMBER THE CMONDANTS? [wish I could forget em]

Im sorr it tock so logn, but I think I did real god on hese chathers. [*spews lemonade* WHAAAAAT?!]

I was tiered the last one was log

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Btw, this chapter's BEAUTIFUL art was made by my best internet friend Rush ^^

FRIEND, not GIRLFRIEND.

...A lot of our friends ship us. Because of a freaking misunderstanding that NEITHER of us had any control over!

Stupid Rushdall shippers.

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