My brain does not work early in the morning. Most of the stuff I say does not make sense. My imagination goes completely overtime and I talk about things that will never ever ever happen. (Just ask RA about the school lobby story, ha!)
And my brain doesn't function through the day without apple juice. It just doesn't happen. But, hey, it could be worse, ya know? Wait, no it can't. The school apple juice... I... well... I don't think it's juice... I'm not sure WHAT it is... But it ain't juice.