This came to me before I went to sleep.
I was so lazy I stored it in my brain for today!
Song: Without Me—Eminem
Lyrics (remix):
Mystiped, real name, no gimmicks
Two Wattpad authors go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Two Wattpad authors go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back, back again,
Author's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, oh oh oh
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I've created a fanfiction,
Because nobody wants to read Meyer no more
They want Author I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Author, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of fluff, mixed with some hard lemon
And some angst that'll jumpstart my heart quicker
And a shock when I get at the convention
By the cosplayer when I'm not co operating,
When I'm rocking the table were the manga's kept at
You wait this long, so stop debating
'Cause I'm back, on the app, and re-writing
And I know that you have a job, Rogue Cheney
But your partner's charms are complicating!
So the readers just won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see;
They tried to take me out of their libraries
But it feels so empty, without me
So come on peeps! Read some more
Fuck that, come onto this and some lemon
And get ready, 'cause author's tired of waited
But deleted all my chapters FUCK YOU WATTPAD
CHORUS:
Now, this looks like a book for you
So everybody, just tap "read"
'Cause we need a lemonade stand
It feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a book for you
So everybody, just tap "read"
'Cause we need a, lemonade stand
It feels so empty without me
(Instrumentals and the rest of the song I haven't thought of yet)
Is that good?