A/N: Cella takes out Piccolo and eventually does battle with 16. In the end, she still succeeds in half of her goal.
Piccolo and Androids 16, 17, and 18 were staring at Cella, who was previously spectating the battle between Piccolo and 17 from a cliff.
Android 17: So what is this? Spearmint, your inbred mutant cousin or something?
Piccolo: Wait... I thought she was on your side.
Android 17: What? Why would I know her?
Cella: Hello... sister...
Android 17: Come again?
Cella: In a moment...
She turned to Android 18.
Cella: And hello, my other and more beautiful sister.
She started wagging her tongue in an indecent manner.
Android 18: Oh, FUCK no!
Cella: And... um...
Android 16: I am designated as Android 16.
Cella: ...Cool. Anywho...
She jumped down from the cliff to ground level.
Cella: You have my sincerest gratitude, Piccolo. Without power levels, I would have been left searching for them blindly. But thanks to your little skirmish, I have been reunited with my family. And we have so much catching up to do!
she began to power up.
Android 17: Okay, so am I alone, or did that not explain ANYTHING?!
Piccolo: she calls himself Cella. She's one of Dr. Gero's creations; she's from the future.
Android 17: Oh, sure, she's from the future. Yeah, and I'm a park ranger.
Android 16: That sounds nice.
Android 18: Can we FOCUS?!
Cella let out an enormous blast and leveled the area she was standing on with her power alone, leaving Piccolo shocked and speechless.
Kami: (All right... She's grown just a bit stronger since (Y/N) fought her. No big deal. We've got this.)
Cella started walking forward.
Nail: (she's going to kill us. She's going to kill Piccolo....and by extension us.)
Kami: (I'm trying to boost his morale, you idiot.)
Cella walked past Piccolo and stopped just after passing him.
Cella: Is it hard to bear, Piccolo? My overwhelming power? Its weight? Its...girth?
Piccolo: How... HOW MANY PEOPLE?!
Cella: ...Enough.
She continued walking forward and stopped a few feet in front of Android 17.
Android 17: Look, I don't know what you're on about with this family nonsense, but if you're here because of Gero, I 86'd him myself. So why don't we cancel these family matters, shelve the photo album and...
Cell lunged at Android 17 with her tail, but the cyborg narrowly dodged.
Android 17: WHA...?!?
Cella grabbed Android 17's arm and slams her to the ground and pinned her other arm with her foot and aimed herstinger at 17's chest.
Android 17: ...Come again?
Cella: If you insist!
She began laughing until Piccolo kicked her in the face, causing her to let go of Android 17. Cella recovered, still chuckling, and wiped some spit and blood from her lip.
Android 17: Okay, future bug-woman, let's say I, uh, believe that now... Where do we go from here?
Cella: Inside me.
Android 17: Stop it.
Piccolo: she's also a walking, talking petri dish of the galaxy's strongest fighters!
Cella: No need for flattery, Piccolo... You're already inside me.
Piccolo: Stop it!
Android 17: Scared to ask, but anything else?
Cella: Oh, tell her about the part where I took an entire Battle Ball team at the same time!
Android 18: Wait, is she kidding?
Piccolo: No.
Android 18: UGH.
Android 17: That's fun, but it really doesn't answer the big question: Why is she here?
Cella: You know, it's rude to talk about someone when they're right in front of you.
Android 17: Okay, why are you here?
Cella: Because, BITCH...I drink people.
There was a long pause.
Android 17: ...Yeah, fuck that!
She charged at Cella but got elbowed to the ground. Piccolo attempted to kick cella, but she caught his foot and punched him in the face, causing the Super Namekian to tumble across the ground while yelling incoherently.
Android 16: ...You should leave.
Android18: What? Why?
Android 16: Neither of them can stand up to this Cella. If she defeats them, you may not be safe.
Android 18: I can't just run. I'm way too curious to see how this plays out.
Android 16: I believe that is a poor decision.
Android 18: Maybe. But it's mine to make.
Piccolo landed on his face.
Kami: (I believe this is what the young people call "getting wrecked".)
Nail: (Yeah, man. If you have any techniques left up your sleeve, now's the time.)
Piccolo's mind: Yeah, I think I got one...
Nail: (Really? Since when?)
Piccolo's mind: About now-ish...
He put his hands together and started charging up a blast as Cella started walking up to him.
17 realized what he was about to do.
Android17: Nope!
She got on her feet and started running away.
Piccolo: LIGHT GRENADE!
Piccolo launched the blast at Cella, which caused a massive explosion.
Android 16:......... He never stood a chance.
Android 18: See? And you were so afraid of the big bad bug.
Android 16: That is not who I meant.
Cella laughed and emerged from the ocean, unharmed by Piccolo's attack and glowed with a gold Super Saiyan-like aura.
Piccolo's mind: OH...
Android 17's mind: ...SHIT.
Cella hovered forward and landed on the ground and started walking up to Piccolo again.
Nail: (Okay, last-ditch effort didn't work.)
Kami: (Any last-LAST-ditch efforts?)
Cella was now standing face-to-face with Piccolo.
Piccolo's mind: Just one...
Piccolo: NAIL GU....!
Cella punched Piccolo HARD in the face, breaking his neck and sent him flying to the ground. She then picked the Namekian up by the shirt.
Cella: Any last words, my big green friend?
Piccolo gurgled as his head fell limply to one side.
Cella: Well said. Good game.
She blasted a hole through Piccolo's chest and then threw him into the ocean.
Cella: Ah, Piccolo... He died as he lived.
Android 18: Drowning?
Cella: Alone.
Android 16: That is sad...
Cella: Yes. Such isolation. I know his pain. So, my siblings... Why don't you come with me, and you'll be in a world of truly pure perfection...
Android 18: STOP IT!
Android 16: 17! We need to go!
Android 17: No. I'm gonna play this one out.
Android 16: I believe that is a poor decision!
Android 17: Probably. But it's mine to make.
She charged at Cella, but got punched in the stomach and elbowed to the ground.
Cella: You know, she wasn't wrong.
She picked up Android 17 and enlarged her tail. 17 looked up as the monster's enlarged tail started lowering down on her.
Android 17: This is...the grossest thing!
Cella: Aw, come now, don't be so scared. Once you're a part of me, you'll be reunited with our sister in... I don't know, give me 5 minutes....10 tops. And once I have achieved my perfection...
Android 17 grabbed the tail and strained to keep it off of her
Cella: ...I'll take my time killing every person on this planet. Even the mighty Goka.
She started laughing until a hand touched her shoulder: 16's hand.
(And now she fucked up).
Android 16: Would you care to repeat that, you little bitch?!
He punched Cella in the face, causing her to drop Android 17. She wipped spit from her lip.
Cella: Got another one in ya?
Android 16: Stop. It.
Android 17: Damn, 16... where the hell did that come from? And what took you so long?
Android 16: I was waiting to see how things played out.
Android 17: Wait, was that sarcasm?
Android 16: I am not programmed for sarcasm.
Android 17: I'm proud of you.
Android 16: Now if you'll excuse me, I will eliminate Cella.
Android 17: I thought you were only programmed to kill Goka.
Android 16: This Cella is comprised of 10.78 percent of Son Goka's DNA. These parameters...are acceptable.
She charged at Cella.
Cella: Oh, okay, I guess we're doing THIS now!
She and Android 16 bashed heads with each other before she punched 16 in the face and sticked her tail into his neck. She chuckled.
Cella: Oh, an admirable attempt by the red-headed stepchild! But don't feel too disappointed. For now, you shall be a part of me...!
She tried to absorbs him, but it didn't work)
Cella: ...Of me...!
She tried to suck him again, but still got nothing.
Cella: Ah...! OF MEEEEEEE...!
She tried to drink him AGAIN, but still nothing happened.
Cella: GOD, GUY! WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF, PURE METAL?!
Android 16 grinned and removes Cella's tail from his neck.
Android 16: Affirmative. I am Android 16.
Cella: Oh... Errors have been made.
Android 16 leaped in the air while holding Cella's tail and threw her to the ground. He then stomped on her tail and starts tugging on it.
Cella: N...n...now, I know what you're thinking, "Should I rip off her tail?" And the answer might surprise....
Android 16 completely rips off her tail.
Cella: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAH...!
Android 17: ...I was not ready for today.
Android 18: I don't think any of us were.
Cella started getting back up on her feet.
Cella: Do you know... how long it's gonna take to regrow my tail?
Android 16: ...Pardon m...?
Cella: Boop.
She grew a new tail.
Cella: Thanks to Uncle Piccolo's cells, an ultimately fruitless effort. But if it's any consolation, that hurt like hell.
Android 16: My mistake was starting at the wrong end. My next attempt will be on your head.
Cella: And your second mistake is assuming I'll give you another chance.
Cella charged at Android 16 and punched him in the face and sent him sliding across the ground. She then started charging at Android 16 while he was still down. 16 quickly got up and aimed his fist at Cella.
Android 16: Rocket Punch!
his fist flew off directly at Cella.
Cella: WHAT?!?
16's fist hit her in the face.
Android 18's mind: Wow... really?
ANDROID 17's mind: THAT IS SO COOL!
Android 16 reattached his hand and punched Cella to the ground, then he picked her up and threw her into the ground, creating a crater.
Cella: Ahhhh...!! WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!? WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!!
Android 16 detached both of his hands and began to charge a Hell's Flash.
Cella: Wait, what's that noise? Hold on... Now I see a light...
Android 16: Walk towards it!
He fired his Hell's Flash cannons into the crater.
Cella: WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...?!?
Once it was done, the island had alot of craters.
Android 18: Oh, my God... He actually did it.
Android 16: Why are you still here?
Android 17: Oh, come on, we can't just leave you here! We're the Three Amigos!
Android 16: You do not understand. I do not know if I am entirely capable of eliminating this Cella. And should she absorb the two of you, she will wreak havoc upon this world.
Android 17: Well, yeah, but, we were gonna do that, too.
Android 16: Yes, but I like you.
Android 18: Aww...
Android 16: Over the last few days, I have come to feel a great adoration for this planet. From its trees...to its birds...to its people...to its birds. I do not wish to cause any more destruction.
Android 18: Actually, 16...I think you've got the right idea.
Android 17: Yeah, you know what? Screw that noise, man! Forget destroying everything, forget killing people, and you know what? Forget killing Son Goka!
Android 16: Let's not get crazy!
Cella suddenly rose out of a hole behind Android 17.
Cella: TOO LATE!!!
Android 17: Oh crap...?
Android 17 turned around as Cella descended her tail down on her and caught her.
Android 17: Oh, God, this is totally disgusting! This isn't how this is supposed to work!
She began to be pushed into Cella's tail.
Android 17: I'm not supposed to die like this! I'm too sexy! Someone pull off the tail! I'm too sexy for this! I'M TOO SEXY....!
She gotmswallowed up completely the cella started glowing and began to transform. In a flash of light she morpped dramatically and transformed. She smiled in satisfaction in the wake of her brand new transformation. As Android 18 stood completely still, horrified at 17's seeming "death", Cella set her sight on 18.
A/N: ah hell. (This was also the longest damn chapter so far)!