Cohpter Fiften THE TURTH [wat]
StarGlam marced ofer too RedPaw and LakePaw she looked angrily. [OMFG SHE SPELLED 'LOOKED' RIGHT IT MUST BE THE END OF THE WORLD]
"WhT DID I JUTS SAY?/" she esked. "The elfenth commonment is NO BEING GAY!11 [what if they're pan? Or bi? You got something against bisexuals?
*puts fists up* FITE ME BRO]
"But I love her!1" said LakePol.(a/n. EW!11 THIS IS DIGUSTING) [Not as disgusting as your writing!]
"But its agant the ten commdnents!" saud StarPaw. [Sucks for you! No one cares!]
She wanet over and thurst herslef betwen them. "Do you WANT to go the dark foret?" [I want YOU to go to the Dark Forest. Does that count?]
"Yes?" ansed RedPaw. [Good answer. It means getting away from Staridiot]
"No you dont" said StarGleam "it'sa relly horribld place." I kno, Ive been their!" [Sure wish you had STAYED there]
Were sory said RedPaw and lakePolw. They locked sadly. "We wont do it agan." [What is with the locking?!]
"I hope not" said StarGlame turng around and walkin back to FireStar. "We have to show this to the rets off the calns. [why?! Don't torture the rest of those poor innocent cats!]
"ok said FireStar" "we should go to the Gathern." [that's awfully random]
"If we go to the Gathern then I can shoe off the commendments to the other claans1" gagged StarGlame happ;y. [Gagged happily. My mind can't move beyond that sentence]
"Cmon lets go!" She ran of not wating fro any other cat and then she was at the Gathern! [because logic]
"ATENSION ALL CATS" she yelled lepping to the HighRock. ?"I NEDD YOU'RE ATTENSION I HAVE AN ANNOUNCER" [Staridiot! What are you doing with that poor announcer?]
"Omg what is it!11!1" shocked MitsyFoot. "Is it imptent!" [Imp tent. *imagine a little red devil-looking-thing being shoved into a camping tent*
thanks, YouTube.
Also, Mitsyfoot. Best name ever 10/10]
"Yes of cors its imptent!111!1"! yellded StarGleam "or else I wuldnt be hear!"
"I have the ten Commandmeonts and you need to kno what they ar!" She red the ten commons ot to the other calns and theny all bowed down to her. [ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!! THIS JUST REACHED A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF STUPIDITY!!]
Thank you for teling use SarkGleam they said happly." "We sont sin again!"
"God" said StarGleam she jumped form the HighRoke. She saw FireStar cumin [what is it with these cats and cumming?! Its seriously starting to scare me] threw the crowed towed jer.
"StarGlame you are a much beter cat then me at this1 you should be letter. [Yes, you'll be a great letter!]
Im not deid so ill go join the eldlers insted!" he said and he tuched his noise to StarGleams. [FIRESTAR. STOP AND THINK ABOUT THE HORRIBLE MISTAKE YOU ARE MAKING.]
"You have to go to the MonStone today to go get your nien lives. Ill go with you and so will JayFather." [Didn't he die in, like, the fifth chapter?]
"Kawaii" said StarGlema happly. [if she says kawaii again I am going to hang myself]
They left the Gathern and all the cats were cherring for her,
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So hod u guys lik eit? it wass so didsuting 2 rite the gya part. HBut thigs are guna be better no inteh clams! Also if ur a bad reveiwer u dont belive in Gosh ull go 2 hekc. thx guys for the god reveis. !
Heres what I think about it, Dark Rose.
*inhale*
If you say anything else about gays being disgusting
I will find you
and I will kill you
brutally.
It will involve spoons and chainsaws :)
because spoons are the most fabulous weapon and a chainsaw is my defense against the Rushdall shippers.
AND SPEAKING OF RUSHDALL SHIPPERS
I WILL KILL YOU ALL. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.
BUNNY AND AIDEN, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU.
...they don't even read this nvm.