A/N: you and logan take on Jeice and Burter while frieza heads towards guru's to find out the way to use the dragon balls.
Frieza finally had all the dragon balls but they didn't do anything. She then realized that they would need a Namekian to know the password to the dragon balls.
Frieza: I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the Space Boonies for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear banjos on the way in because everybody's inbred and looks the fucking same! Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced is named Chuck!
Captain Ginyu: Lady Frieza...
Frieza: WHAT?!
Captain Ginyu: There may still be a few holed up somewhere. Perhaps you should check your scouter.
Frieza checked her scouter.
Frieza: Well, would you look at that? Three in that direction.
She got in her bubble car.
Frieza: Good work, Ginyu.
Captain Ginyu: All in a day's work my lady.
She flew off.
(Meanwhile).
Guru: So, Dende... Sucks about your family.
Dende: We've gone over this...
Guru: But do you know who also lost his family...? Batman.
Dende: I don't know who that is!
Guru: See? This is why we need TV!
Dende: Why?
Guru: ♪Nananananananana Dende. Nananananananana Dende. Dende...♪
Dende: Guru....
Guru: ♪Dende...♪
Dende: Nail's here.
Guru: Naaaaaaaiiiiiiilllllll. Why are you back?
Nail: I never left, sir. I was outside hitting my head against the wall for 20 minutes.
(Flashback).
Nail was hitting his head against the wall four times, with Guru flinching everytime he does so.
(Back to present).
Guru: So that's what that was... Why have you ignored my order?
Nail: Because, Lord Guru, I can't leave you unguarded no matter what....
Guru coughed up mucus, which dripped down on Nail's face.
Guru: Clean that up!
(With you).
You and logan approached the two remaining Ginyu force members.
(Y/N): it's time I taught you tight wearing jockies the pecking order.
Burter: He's making fools out of us, Jeice!
Jeice: You're bloomin' right he is! We'd better bust out our special technique...
They both started to power up.
Burter & Jeice: Seizure Procedure!
The two combined into a whirling blue and red vortex, as the screen starts flashing red and blue. It had no effect on you and logan.
Logan: is that all you got? -_-
Jeice: No way! No one resists the Seizure Procedure!
Burter: Plan B!
Burter and Jeice lands next to you and logan; Burter landing from behind you while Jeice lands in front of logan.
Jeice: Alright, you bastards. Prepare to feel the wrath of the Ginyu...
Logan punched Jeice in the face and it felt like getting hit by a large block of ice.
Jeice: Argh! Gah! You goddamn wanker! You punched me in the...
He punched Jeice again and it felt like getting hit with a block of fire.
Jeice: Argh! Gah! Ya did it again!
He punched Jeice again and it felt like getting zapped by lighting.
Jeice: Daah! Stop it! Stop it!
He punched Jeice again and it felt like multiple punches.
Jeice: Ah! Piss!
Jeice's mind: Oh, what did the cap'n tell us to do in this situation?
(Flashback).
CAPTAIN GINYU: Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to....
Logan punched Jeice again, ending his flashback.
Jeice: Gahhh! Ow! He cut off the cap'n!
Logan: do you not even know how to fucking dodge any of these?
Jeice: Oh, that's what the cap'n.....
He punched Jeice again.
Jeice: Ahh! BURTER! SUPPORT!!
Burter: Well, you've got very nice hair, you're a beautiful shade of red, and honestly, you're the only guy I can rely on on this team.
Jeice: I meant punch him, ya daft bastard! Argh! Oh, but thanks, you know? That did really cheered me....
Logan punched Jeice once again.
Jeice: Ahh! God, I think he broke something that time!
Burter and Jeice attacked the two of you but you both easily blocked both their attacks. You then counterattacked by sweepkicking Burter off his feet. You and logan tben blasted Burter and Jeice away simultaneously with your own blast.
Jeice: Alright, this is just bloody stupid!
Burter: Calm down! We gotta come up with a plan! Listen, if you use your Crusher Ball on him, I can rush him the moment he tries to dodge. He may be fast, but he's not faster than the fastest guy in the universe!
Jeice: Okay, mate, we need to talk. About this whole "fastest in the universe" thing. First off, the Cap'n's got a higher power level than you.
Burter: Yeah, so?
Jeice: Well then, correct me if I'm wrong, but a higher power level means he's faster, yeah?
Burter: Well okay... Maybe...
Jeice: And Lady Frieza's got a higher power level than all of us...
Burter: Okay, that's just not fair...
JEICE: And, if ya think about it, Guldo can stop time, so that technically makes him faster than....
Burter: NO, NO, NO! OKAY?! I AM NOT SLOWER THAN FUCKING GULDO!
Jeice: Burter, calm down.
Burter: NO, SHUT UP! YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID RED FACE! "Jeice impression" Oh, don't worry, mate, you're just slower than Guldo!
(Y/N): good god, what a whiny little bitch.
Logan: no question.
Burter: ...you don't know what it's like! Everyone has something special! I don't! What am I? The big blue snake guy. That's all I've got! That's all I've go...o...ot...
Jeice: Geez, mate. I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Burter: I just... I just wanna be special. Something to call my own, you know?
Jeice: Mate, mate. Ya do got something special: You're me mate.
Burter: Ahh, dude...
Jeice: No, no, really. Remember when I had to move me piano into me flat and Recoome was too busy with his match and Guldo, well, he was Guldo, but you! You got those ivory keys up those five flights in no time at all. You're me best mate!
Burter: Thanks, Jeice. You're my best friend too... Ya know, after all this is over, whaddya say we head off to Spacey's and just have a good ol' time?
Jeice: Sounds good, mate.
Burter: But remember, you still owe me that space soda!
Jeice: Haha! You're right I do. Now, let's go show that bloke what for.......
The two of them were frozen by logan's ice ball and your ice beam.
Logan: oops......sorry.......our fingers slipped.
You then used a tornado like attack and it shredded the ice into pieces with them of course in it.
(Y/N): that was also an accident.
A/N: double fatality!