Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

FINE

246 14 2
By SpaceOddityPhan

BooperDooper: hello

THEBOSS: hello

BooperDooper: am I forgiven?

THEBOSS: can I forgive u instead of buying u new jeans
THEBOSS: cause I'm broke

BooperDooper: ...sure y not

THEBOSS: yay!

BooperDooper: yay!

THEBOSS: FRIENDSHIP

BooperDooper: did u just friend zone me

THEBOSS: I believe I did
THEBOSS: WAT U GONNA DO M8

BooperDooper: SLAP U BITCH

THEBOSS: don't speak to ur dog like that

BooperDooper: SHUT UP JACK U TWAT

THEBOSS: DID U JUST GO THERE

BooperDooper: YES I DID YA HOE

THEBOSS: was I just called a garden tool

BooperDooper: yes

THEBOSS: HOW DARE

BooperDooper: JUST CALL ME DARE

THEBOSS: FINE

BooperDooper: FINE

THEBOSS: FUCK U DARE

BooperDooper: stop abusing my name like this

THEBOSS: ....
THEBOSS: no

BooperDooper: I'm gonna take my poor name and leave

THEBOSS: okay, bye bye dare

BooperDooper: bye bye

THEBOSS: see ya in my dreams ;-)

BooperDooper: okay
BooperDooper: make sure u say hi

THEBOSS: I will

BooperDooper: wait, wat

THEBOSS: bye!

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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