Me: AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, JEAN X HORSE.
Jean: WAT. THE. FCK.
Eren: *literally on floor laughing head off*
Me: *wheezing*
Levi: hmm. Not bad.
Armin: wow Jean. I see that your taste in women went.....down dramatically.
Mikasa: *laughing*
Conny: BAHHAHAA JEAN. THIS WHOLE TIME WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY, BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
Sasha: I SHIP IT.
Jean: WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME BEING GAY-
Conny: holy shit I'm out. //runs out//
Jean: //runs after//
Armin: the thing I'm worried about the most is...who got the picture?
Hanji: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: BAHAHAHAAAA HANJI.
Levi: classic four eyes.
Me: ok...so, SHIP OR SINK?
Everyone besides Jean basically: SHIP. OTP EVEN.