A/N: you all find the grand elder Namekian named guru.
You all finally arrived at the location of Guru's house.
Dende: That is it up ahead.
Krillin: So that's where yours lives, huh? On Earth our old Namek lives in a floating castle.
Dende: You have one as well?
Krillin: Well, he died, but yeah.
You all descended in front of Guru's house.
Dende: This does not bode well.
You all saw a tall Namekian walk out of guru's house. He started talking in Namekian language.
Nail: "in Namekian" Dende... ...what have you brought to Guru's house?
Dende: "in Namekian" Foreigners. They claim they are here to help. Personally, I think we are boned.
Logan: nice language.
Nail: "in Namekian" Ah, seems we must speak the universal language... "in English" English.
Logan: well we've come here for a good reason. We haft to talk to your grand elder. So step aside please.
Nail: Listen, I don't care where you come from or who you are, I will not put up with such disrespe...
You all the heard a voice come from inside the house.
Guru: Naaaaaaaaaail! Get in here...
Nail: Oh... "groans" goddammit...
The Namekian walked in the house and you all followed. You all saw a very old and very fat Namekian.
Nail: What is it, Lord Guru?
Guru: I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass chee....
He then noticed Krillin.
Guru: Nail, there is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.
(Y/N): Uh, actually, he's from Earth.
Guru: ...Kill it like the rest.
Krillin: Uhhh...
Nail: Ehh, actually sir, I think he has business here about those people attacking our planet.
(Y/N): he's right. We've came here looking for help. And we see you have a DragonBall up there. So we're going to make sure that they don't steal it.
Guru: And how is that?
Krillin: we're gonna take it!
Nail: Learn your place, Earthling! You have some nerve demanding a DragonBall from...
Guru handed Krillin the DragonBall.
Guru: Here, take it.
Nail: I... What?
Guru: Just don't steal the TV.
Nail: Sir, we, uhh......we don't have a television.
Guru: Nail... gather the rest of the DragonBalls and wish for a plasma TV.
Nail: Lord Guru, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers.
Guru: I'm about to misuse my hand upside your heaaaaaad!
Krillin: So... we can just take this and go?
Guru: Wait. There is something I must first do.
Nail: You don't mean...
Guru: Yes. I see something within this young man… strength yet untapped… power yet unleashed… Now hold still as I unleash the valley of strength hidden deep withiiiiin!
He put his hand on Krillin's unlocked his hidden potential.
Guru: There. I have unlocked your potential.
Krilin: I don't feel that different...
Guru: It wasn't that much.
Krillin: Huh. So this is my full potential?
Guru: Yes.
Krillin: So... then it's...
Guru: All downhill from here.
Krillin: Like Yamcha...
Guru: I do not know what this "Yamcha" is, but it sounds disappointing.
Logan: trust us, it is.
Krillin: Well, we better get this DragonBall back to Gohan. Once we find them all, we can wish back our old Namekian!
Guru: Wait. You said that you were from Earth, correct?
Krillin: Yeah.
Guru: So, the son of Katas has passed. Unfortunate.
(Y/N): the humans there just called him Kami.
Guru: Oh, so he calls himself God. Pretentious prick. Nail.
Nail: What.
Guru: I shall henceforth be known as: Super Kami.
Nail: Yes, Super Kami.
Guru: No wait.... Super Kami Guru.
Nail: Can I just call you Guru for short?
Guru: Super Kami Guru allows this.
Krillin: Well, we'd better hurry up. See you later! And thanks for the DragonBall!
You all left Guru's house and started to fly back to Gohan and Bulma.
Guru: Nail... Prepare to retrieve the DragonBall... and the bodies.
A/N: what a fat bastard.