so my friend sent me this really clever message that i just had to share with you guys
Fandom Edd: hey my name is edd and i love cola and im gay for my friends tom and tord and im also chubby and im really good at sex in bed
Actual Edd: hey my name is edd i think cola tastes good and i love to draw and animate and the only pussy ive ever touched was ringo
Fandom Tord: hello my name is tord and i am a norwegian communist who loves guns and hentai and i work for the red army and tom is my sex toy and edd is really hot and oh yes GIANT ROBOT
Actual Tord: hi, my name is tord and i love doing weird shit and i also like to draw with my friends and plz don't talk to me ok i have issues
Fandom Tom: whatever, im an edgy emo bitch who has a really bad alcohol addiction, im the sexiest person alive, tord is a fucking douche but i still love him (love u babe ❤❤❤❤❤) and I'm 872848283'5
Actual Tom: hi, I'm tom I guess??? I'm as straight as a stick, I like to play the bass, I can't give up alcohol, and I'm fucking bilbo baggins compared to everyone else I know
Fandom Matt: IM SO PRETTY I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MYSELF AND ALL TYE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW! IM SO FUCKING GAYYY
Actual Matt: IM SO PRETTY I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MYSELF AND ALL TYE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW! also I'm not gay wtf guys leave me alone
so that was it
heh
Also quick note that I have really bad writers block but I'm almost done with a TomEdd request, an Ell x reader request, and I'm working on a Monster!Tom x Depressed!Matt thingy too
okie bai I love y'all :)