Pastor: So who's the dimply fellow?
Me: -gets my notes out- He is THE Rapmonster, Kim Namjoon.
Pastor: His name is Kim? Is he one of those sissies?
(My Pastor is kinda mean to gay people, but I swear not all Christians aren't like that, I mean look at me, im a Christian and I write smut lmao x3)
Me: -giggles- no Pastor
Pastor: Why is his name Rapmonster?
Me: He can eat any beat like a monster
Pastor:......
Me: He raps about God's love and kindness and spreads it all over the world using urban techniques, that we black folk can understand.
Pastor: Is he wearing makeup?
Me:...........There are no Gender Roles.
-fast forword 7 minuetes if my Pastor explaining that there ARE gender roles and all that crap-
Pastor: alright who's this guy?
Me: PINK PRINCESS JIN
Pastor:.....Pink?
Me: Eomma Pink Princess
Pastor: Eoeomema?
Me: -facepalms-
Me: His name's Jin
Pastor: HIS?!
Me:........
Me: He's A Guy
Pastor: Does your mother know about your obsession with Chinese peoples?
Me: no but she know about my infatuation with Korean Music. -innocent smile-
Pastor: -sighs- Next person.
Me:
Me; -looks up Taehyung-
Me: This is Taehyung!
Pastor: Tae who what now?
Me: TaeHYUNG
Pastor: TAEHUNG?
Me: yeah yeah whatever
-this was the picture that caught my Pastor's eye, fml-
Pastor: I thought you said they were a Christian group
Me: of course they are!
Pastor: oo he looks like he got a worm in his throat
Me: -ofc me being me started dying-
Pastor:....
Pastor: the look he is giving the camera is hardly appropriate
Me: NEXT IS JIMIN
Me: -google search Jimin-
Pastor: He's wearing a dress......
Me: BUT LOOK IN ALL THE OTHER ONES HE WEARING PANTS
Pastor: A dress....
Me: Well look at the time, ITS JUNGKOOK TIME
Me: -google searches Jungkook-
Pastor:...........He looks like a baby why is he making those sexua-
Me: NEXT PERSON
Me: -suddenly realizes there's no more members- IM COMING MOM
Pastor + Everyone There: Your mom isn't here.
Hopefully my Pastor is done questioning me