She wasn't done questioning me, cause she saw me watching the video and asked me to tell her about the members.....fml
Pastor: so who's this short fellow?
Me: -trying not to laugh- Who?
Pastor: uh the grumpy looking one
Me: -dies- T-That's Suga.
Pastor: Suga? I thought you said it was a Gospel group -is trying to catch me again-
Me: -panic's again- He's Jesus's Suga. He's the sweetness to Jesus
Pastor:..........
Pastor: So who's this one? -points to Jhope-
Me: J-Hope
Pastor:....
Me: Jesus's Hope and Light For The World
Pastor: ahh okay but his shirt is all the way up in this picture? I thought you said he was a Christian?
Me: -quickly changes the picture- THIS WAS WHEN HE WAS A SINNER DAMNED TO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY
Pastor:.......
Just when you thought I was done, I wasn't There's still more members and my pastor is so keen on catching me in my lie
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Kpop Lyrics In Real Life
RandomA book to help you casually annoy your friends and family And me telling you my real life kpop experiences