Chapter Fortene The Ten Commdaments [The Ten Condiments! Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, Relish...I can't think of any more XD]
Stargalme come down in2 thunderclaln camp. It was dark. Their were no cats otusdie. [So no one is keeping watch or anyshit? Morons!]
"SLL CATS GATER" she sadi. [Why should they? You're just some delusional purple thing yelling about reptiles!]
They cats gatehred. "I have Tebn Conmondants frum Starclam/" she said. The cats gapsed. The started to mummur. "be quite" starGleam sad. Tehy were quite. [quite delusional]
"here she said pushing th3 roks foreword. "Loack at the them. Yu must fallow these commodents fur your hole lifes if you wnt to ge5t into Starcan." She said. [Okay, well then how did all the other cats get into StarClan? You know, the ones who GAVE YOU THE FREAKING ROCKS?!]
They loked at the roxk.
"1. thou shat [nice] not belive in other goIncesters [Hon, if you're talking about incest...look at yourself. You wanted to be your grandfathers mat.]
2. Dont make any picturs of anyhing and warhip them. If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits. [Yeah well, I'll punch your grandkits right back]
4. don't say Starcclan in vane. [Starclan. Fuck you, Staridiot.]
5. Work for 6 days and worshipe me on 1. [WHAT. Why would any of them worship you?!]
6. Repsect our mom and dad. [Yeah, like you do, little miss salty Star?]
7. Dont kill otters unless in batl.e [protect the otters!]
8. don't br unfateful to our mat. [oh, like YOU?!]
9/ Dotn steel things from he other cland. [...]
10. Dnt lie aboot yiour nieborgh. [my neighbor is a delusional purple cat]
10. Don't be jelos og your neiborgh. [there's two #10s lmao]
11. No BENG GAY!f [WHAT. ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
Me: *shrieks in rage* STARIDIOT!
Staridiot: Uh oh *starts running*
Me: GET BACK HERE! *catches Staridiot*
*strangles her and burns the body*
*walks away like a BOSS*
*everyone claps*]
The cat GAPSED. "Im sorry" said DaysPow. [Who tf is Dayspow?!]
"ive ben a sinner. Ill do better next time!" Al the cats agred. StarPaw was happy! Teh were aon the write pat! If hey fallowed Sartclan thay woud neber go wong! [*banging head against wall*]
But suddenly she saw somesting! It was.. REdpaw and LakePaool KISSING [Wait...aren't they sisters? AGAIN WITH THE INCEST!]
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*regrets life*
K and by the way...
If you want to read a version of this without swearing every few sentences...LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.