1 week later.
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CassyisSassy:hey deannnnnn
CassyisSassy:deannnnn
CassyisSassy:deanooooo
CassyisSassy:deano reply to me you little weano.
CassyisSassy:is it blank cas day?!
CassyisSassy:ill send you a dick pic if you dont answer.
DeanoWeano started typing...
DeanoWeano:jfc! i was asleep!
CassyisSassy:well i wanted you to be awake, you alright with that?!
DeanoWeano:no im not alright with that.
CassyisSassy:well i am and thats all that matters. so can i test some more pick up lines on you?
DeanoWeano:do you have too-.-
CassyisSassy:yes dean! i need to!
DeanoWeano:but they're so cringy and crap.
CassyisSassy:uhm excuse me! my pickup lines are perf!
DeanoWeano:yeah, alright.
CassyisSassy:lets play the titanic. you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you(;
DeanoWeano:jfc that's offensive.
CassyisSassy:ill never let go, Jack!
DeanoWeano:oh god.
CassyisSassy: jack is hot js.
DeanoWeano:you think everyone's hot🙄
CassyisSassy:nuh uh! i totally dont. oh yeah btw, i like your new profile picture, much better than your old one, you look so fucking hot((;;;
DeanoWeano:see?! now you think im hot.
CassyisSassy:yeah, maybe because you are..duhh!*-*
DeanoWeano:im totally not, but dude y'know im straight and your still tryna hit on me.
CassyisSassy:y'know what, Dean? i dont think your straight. well maybe not fully anyways...okay back to the pickup lines!
DeanoWeano:oh wow, i can assure you im straight.
CassyisSassy:if i flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head?(;
DeanoWeano:well theres two faces on a coin, so it would be 1/2!
CassyisSassy:oh god shut up you little nerd.
DeanoWeano:i'll block you, Castiel.
CassyisSassy:baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
DeanoWeano:i may aswell join in! uhm...do you know any good bakeries around? because id sure love to have a cutie pie like you
CassyisSassy:i just cringed so hard that i think i folded into myself and died.
DeanoWeano:fuck you!
CassyisSassy:gladly, have you seen me?
DeanoWeano:your so in love with yourself omg.
CassyisSassy:no i aint!
DeanoWeano:yeah, sure...
CassyisSassy:dean, we have been speaking for about a week and i still dont know all that much about you 'cept your an Aquarius, and you like to walk on motherfucking beaches. tell me more about yourself.
DeanoWeano:but why?
CassyisSassy:because. im not explaining further.
DeanoWeano:lets play 21 questions.
CassyisSassy:okay sure! ill start, okay so have you got any siblings, if so how many?
DeanoWeano:i have a brother called Sam, who's 14, you?
CassyisSassy:i have 7 brothers and a sister. The order goes, Micheal 24, Raphael 22, Uriel 20, Balthazar 19, Anna 18, Lucifer 18, me 17, Gabriel 14 and then Samandriel 9.
DeanoWeano:damnn, you have a massive family. okay my turn to ask a question, what town do you live in?
CassyisSassy:Ohio, you?
DeanoWeano:Kansas.
CassyisSassy:awesome. favourite colour?
DeanoWeano:blue, whats yours?
CassyisSassy:ooo my eyes are blue. mines definitely gotta be green.
DeanoWeano:thats my eye colour. uhm whens your birthday?
CassyisSassy:20th August, you?
DeanoWeano:january 24th(:
CassyisSassy:hmm what music d'ya listen to?
DeanoWeano:obviously rock! i stg if you listen to like jazz or like opera or some shit i am most definitely blocking you.
CassyisSassy:calm down, Deano! i actually listen to rock, rap, metal, punk, and sometimes pop.
DeanoWeano:well atleast you dont have a shitty music taste. uhm favourite food?
CassyisSassy:is that even a question?! i like everything give me a whole buffet of different foods it'd be gone in a night!
DeanoWeano:you pig. mines pie
ofc*-* and burgers
CassyisSassy:heh i am your cutie pie:3
DeanoWeano:yeah yeah. next question.
CassyisSassy:do you need help getting outta the closet?;p
DeanoWeano:uhm no, but you definitely need shoving back in there.
CassyisSassy:ROOD.
DeanoWeano:shoe size? (idk i couldn't think of anything else to ask you)
CassyisSassy:boringgg. im a 10 if you must know.
DeanoWeano:im a 12.
CassyisSassy:heh you have big feet, like a clown ^-^
DeanoWeano:ugh your a child.
CassyisSassy:ew! your a peadophile, you shouldn't be speaking to me!
DeanoWeano:cassss-.-
CassyisSassy:yes dean? *blinks eyelashes rapidly*
DeanoWeano:next question please?
CassyisSassy:oh yeah sorry, got distracted. uhm would you ever skype me? as in video call?
DeanoWeano:yeah sure i would, mind you i can be awkward.
CassyisSassy:omg fr? like one day we gotta call eachother and actually use our voices to speak to eachother.
DeanoWeano:sure, but you better not turn out to be some creepy old man.
CassyisSassy:how many times do i gotta tell you..!
DeanoWeano:ik cassie, i was oj.
CassyisSassy:okay so when are you next free?
DeanoWeano:like today lol
CassyisSassy:would you actually ring me today?
DeanoWeano:yeah why not?
CassyisSassy:yayayaay. okay brb lemme get some clothes on and shit, brb.
DeanoWeano:yeah i need to too.
CassyisSassy:you can keep yours off if you wanna((;;
DeanoWeano:shut up, Cas.