Author-chan: *nosebleeds* 1000/10
Hanji (from Attack on Titan): *nosebleeds* OOOO 100000/10
Boys: WHO IS SHE?!!!!!!!!!
Author-chan: Her? *points at Hanji*
Hanji: *hugs Author-chan* HEY THERE!! MY NAME IS HANJI ZOE AND I LOVE TITANS!!!!
Sting: What?
Author-chan: *hugs her back* She is as crazy as me and ships the same guys like me. We are just like sisters.
Rogue: I won't survive next copy of Author-chan.
Author-chan: Ha-ha. Pretty funny. She is here not for that.
Sting: Then for?
Hanji: Ereri SHIP, MY OTP, BESIDES TITANS!!
Author-chan: Yey!! How they are doing?
Hanji: *pets her chin* TOUGH LOVE, TOO TOUGH.
Author-chan: *nobbs* What about Gratsu, Mira?
Mirajane: Fighting and Kicking but still growing.
Hanji: I SHOULD TOLD THAT ABOUT ERERI. Hehehe..
Author-chan and Mirajane: *start laughing*
Author-chan: True.
Sting and Rogue: *looks at each others*
Rogue: *whispers to Sting* What do we do now?
Sting: Pretend, that they are normal.
Rogue: Ok. I will try.
Author-chan: HEY BOYS!!!!
Boys: *start sweating* Yes?
Hanji: THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!
Mirajane: Yep, kawaii.
Sting: *sweating* Thanks?
Hanji: I WANT TO ASK YOU GUYS ABOUT SOMETHING?!
Rogue: *sweating* Ok?
Hanji: CAN DRAGON SLAYERS GET PREGNANT? HOW LONG THIS WILL TAKE? CAN I MAKE SOME TESTS ON YOU? WHO IS THE TOP ONE? HOW IS YOURS SEX LOOKING?
Rogue: *faints*
Sting: Eeeeeeeeeeeeee......*shocked*
Author-chan: Hanji, that was too much for them.
Mirajane: *giggles* Poor boys.
Hanji: *places her arm on Mirajane's shoulder* Don't worry. They are strong. Not as Levi of course, but not that bad weak.
Author-chan: Yea, yea. I guess this is a time for goodbye.
Girls: *hugs each others*
Author-chan: About that art....
For me: sexy/10
Hanji: No....
For me (Hanji): they are hot/10
Mirajane: You're wrong.
For me (Mirajane): they are so cute/10
Author-chan: Mhm... I agree with everyone.
What you guys think about this one?
Hanji and Mirajane: Bye, mina!!