[SDMN] Texts

By chilichile

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What do the Sidemen's texts look like? This book is random and silly ๐Ÿ˜œ More

Yo
Grocery Shopping
Emonica
NO SLEEP
Josh is jelly
Simon likes JB
Shahada
Birthday Boy!
Waffles
Names
Thank You! (A/N)
Netflix and Chill?
Block Boy and Bullies
Snowy Nude
When you try your best
Part 2: Tattle Tale
Fish fish fish
SO Gร…Y
Very drunk in "love"
WOAH ITS 2017
Da(e)d
Gang ting time
Guess what ship im writing about!
1000DEGREE LYRIC PRANK GONE SEXUAL CHALLENGE
INTRUDER!!!
The Name Game
At da club
SDMN Dramaaa parody
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 2
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 3
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 4
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 5
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 6
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 7
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 8
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 9
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 10
Dramaaa Parody Pt. 11
Dramaaa Parody ENDING
silly bitch

>meow<

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By chilichile

Simon 2 bestie Vik

[Sìmone]
Vik why have u left me alone with this,, this monster

[BFFstar]
Bc if i dont get it food, it will die

[Sìmone]
good. Let it

[BFFstar]
SIMON!

[Sìmone]
i dont want it in our house

[BFFstar]
It's just a kitten

We cant let die on the streets

[Sìmone]
but u know i dont like cats!!

[BFFstar]
well then get over it. The cat is staying with us

[Sìmone]
temporarily though right?

until we find it a shelter

[BFFstar]
I meant permanently

[Sìmone]
NONONONONO

[BFFstar]
pleeeeaaaaaaassssseeeee

for me?

your best friend in the whole wide world?

[Sìmone]
...

[BFFstar]
I'll love u forever

[Sìmone]
ill think about it...
Read 6:34 pm

[BFFstar]
what's the difference between wet food and dry food?
Delivered 6:45 pm

[Sìmone]
Vik it's looking at me with those beaty eyes

[BFFstar]
oh good u havent lost it

I was thinking of naming it bunny

Idk why

[Sìmone]
name it satan bc it's a black cat

VIK ITS COMING TOWARDS ME

[BFFstar]
aw si

are u scared of a fluffbutt kitten?¿

[Sìmone]
IM COWERING ON THE COUCH

OH NO IT JUMPED ON THE COUCH

IT MADE A FUNNY NOISE

[BFFstar]
😂😂😂

It's called a meow

[Sìmone]
IT HAS SUCH A TINY ROAR

WHATS WRONG WITH IT WHY IS IT RUMBLING IM TELLING IT GO AWAY

[BFFstar]
its just purring

jeez man chill out

[Sìmone]
ALERT RED ALERT

ITS ON ME ITS ON ME !!!!

[BFFstar]
that's so cute. It means it likes you

I'm checking out now I'll b home soon

[Sìmone]
Aww it fell asleep on me

I think we should keep it :D

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