Catter 1 The Fiht Aganst the Sitters 1 [what]
"Oh nose!" yellded StarPaw she wus so horrorifed. "LakePaool is buck and seh is NUT OKA!" [And here I was hoping it would get better over time...]
"Of coarse im not okay!" LakeFall screchemd loadly she issed at StarGlame. "I'm being posed by HolyLeaf wut do you THINK!" she yelddl and hulrd hesselv at StarPaw. [Posed by Hollyleaf. Is Lakepaw a model or somethin'?]
StarGlme was so surpissed she culdn;t mofe
Then... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" It was... [that was overly dramatic]
REDPAW! Redpaw runnth over to StarPaw and jumped in font of herr and LakePolawm hit her insta.
"Nuu Redpaw!" chked StarGlamea and she locked at RedPaw. "RedOaw are yu okayo?" she esked upsed. RedPaw cughed. "No im not but at leaat I sawed yuour lif! she sed and then he did. [O-O]
StarFlame locked at RedPaw she wus so buttifly [Redpaw was a butterfly? Who tf IS Redpaw?!]
then StarGleam shock her hud.
"No Im STRREET!" [ "I'm a STREEEET!" like wtf was she even trying to say here] she taught madly.
"but now what do we dao agant LakePaw!" she lucked up. LakePaw was runnen toward Loinblzx and she was WIDESPED! [wat]
"NOWWWWWWW LIonHEAR!" wisprd StarGalem [I've said this like four times and I'll say it again: If it's in CAPITAL LETTERS, she's probably not WHISPERING.]
and she ran towed LionBlaze and she hit LakePaw, who did to.
"StarGlame I will get u for thiss11 sed LakePaw as SatinClaw drag away to hellClan. He waswerng oink naie Polish. then StarGlame stinted to crry as she realed that her sitter ass ded. [WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED. O-O]
"you killd my Subjt!" HolyLeaf rared turng back in a bare. "Ilus get you for thi!" she saud and then she rudhed at StarPlame. "Oh o!" yelld every1 "tarPaw got our of the Way!"
Tim semd to slow danw as StarPawlem run awy from the bare. But she ran left into... TIGGERSTAR!" [YAY TIGGER]
"Fuhrstar! yellded a TiggerStraw. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... SOME JEW! [wtf]
"Omg jyew!" elld FamePaw she locked at the yew. "But it wooden work becas thers a lizded on it." They all locked at the lizard. It wus a newt. The nwt ran away. [wat. Seriously, someone explain this.]
"... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled FamePaw. "Now the yew is gunna wkr! [WHAT! THE! HELL!]
"Ete the yew!" sadi TiggerStar he thirst it at StarGlame StarGleam baked away. "You're never get moi to ete it!" she esked and then she held "YOUE NEVER TOOK ME ALIV!" [I don't understand any of this]
"are you so sur?" aksed TigerClar and then he lung at StarGlema and grabed her and ran away. "Youl never cathg me!1111 he laght meanly. "Im gong to Shadowcaln!" And then he luf. [Yes, thanks for telling us exactly where you're going. Moron.]
Guyx I ben working relly hard on this wile I was gon. im sor'ry for the wait. Revew betetr and ill updat mor quick [please don't]
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Variations of Staridiot in this chapter:
StarPaw (twice)
StarGlame (four times)
StarGlme
StarGlamea
StarFlame (thats actually kinda cool)
StarGleam (OMFG SHE SPELLED IT ALMOST RIGHT)
StarGalem
StarPlame
tarPaw
StarPawlem
StarGlema
Help me...