A/N: Because Valentine's day was yesterday, I present... KOTLC Relationship Advice! with the KOTLC characters. (WARNING: Don't actually follow their advice, because they kind of suck in this department.)
Question 1: How would you get someone to like you?
Sophie: Umm... Just have a crush on them and hope they take the hint. But if they don't we can still be friends.
Keefe: Flirt with them... Wait, I flirt with everyone... Flirt with them more than usual?
Fitz: You really shouldn't be asking me. (Keefe: I'll answer for him. Honestly just being him is enough. I'm the same way!) (Sophie: Really, Keefe? Really?)
Biana: Dress nicely and spend a lot of time with them.
Dex: Err... Be nice to them. If we're friends for long enough, they might like me.
Linh: Be nice to them... (Keefe: You're nice to everyone! Does that mean you like everyone...?)
Tam: Just move on.
Question 2: What's your best pick-up line?
Sophie: Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. (Everyone else: What?) Sorry, it's a human thing.
Fitz: Don't ask me.
Keefe: Do you know what my tunic is made of? Boyfriend material. (Sophie: *facepalm*)
Biana: Is there something in your eye? Oh, it's a sparkle. (Fitz: That doesn't even make sense.)
Dex: Are you a chemist? Because you've changed me into something better.
Linh: What's a pick-up line?
Tam: Again, just move on.
Question 3: Have you ever had a crush on anyone before?
Sophie: No...
Fitz: Nope
Dex: Definitely not
Biana: Of course not
Linh: No
Tam: No. Why am I here?
Keefe: You liars!
Question 4: How can you tell when someone likes you?
Sophie: It's- (Keefe: She really can't.) KEEFE!
Fitz: I- (Biana: He also can't.) Really Biana?
Keefe: Who's more oblivious, Sophie or Fitz?
Fitz and Sophie: KEEFE!
Keefe: Both of them.
Dex: Sophie
Biana: Fitz
Linh: I'm not gonna answer
Tam: Keefe
Keefe: Hey, that's not an option! *starts arguing with Tam*
Sophie: I think we're done here.