Chapter Ate The Serimmony 1 [*gasp* The chapter ate the ceremony! What are we going to do!]
STOP REVOFIGN BAD! but than u JASZpAW for tehh godo revewis uve ben levving [wat]
StarPaw skided into de Camp. "FIRSTAR" SHE YOWLED "I ha to tel; uo somesting?" [Good, she's questioning her decision]
"nut ow StarOaw" he sadi "yuve gut to become WARRIOR!'
"MOGOSH REALLY creamed StarPaw. [This is literally my favorite sentence in the entire fricking book]
YEAH SAID firestar "Youv been a war for onll 3.14 [3.1415926535897932384626433832795...I'll stop] dayss
butt u are the best apent ice in the cAlan. Ur perfect. We ndd you to help dfeat BlackStar and ShadowclaN. And all teh other calns. Tehy are tyring 2 attack us were in the meddle of a warr. " [What?! Since when?!]
"omgosh WE ARE?" scremmed StarPal she sus so surpissed! [I'm pretty pissed too. This story has NO LOGIC AT ALL]
"Ya DustPelt did while U were away in your walk Rivrclan attacked us."Said SandTrom. [wat]
She locked sortaf sad she New FireStart lovved Stargleam. But it wass ok she newt wht wus best. [WHAT. Who are you and what have you done with Sandstorm?!]
"OMGoht" sid StarPaw. "Quickk mack me a warrror!" [Yeah, because that's the most important thing here]
"Oak" [Birch] said Firestar. He wlaked up to StarPaw. "aLL Cats Gather Round Who Are Older To Cach There One Prey!"
"Tday we are making a new Warrior."
The calnn GASPED! [*gasp*]
"SarkPaw! StarPaw!: shouted the clan. They all new infancy it was she whom was beng mad a warrior. [What how? What about the other cats who were apprentices before her? Where are their warrior ceremonies?]
Starpaw was so exited! She'd never bin so hap inner life!
"StarPaw.." said FirePaw. [who?] He was simile like shed never sent him simle behfore. "Are you ready to become a Warrior in the Name of Starcaln?:"
"Yes!" she shock3d.
"oak." [Why are you saying random tree names?] Eh sad. "Then by the powers of Starclan, I gave you this narme. From now on, you will be none as StarPaw for your pel which sings like the starss and ur conectin 2 StarClann. [wat] We onner you'r bravvery and" " kindness."
"SarkPaw! StarPaw!: shouted the clan. They
StarGleam girned. She wass a Warrior! At least!" [At last?! You've been a warrior for three days! THREE DAYS!]
"FireScar," [Huh. That's actually kind of a cool name] she said, cuming [not gonna comment] over 2 him. "I wanna tell u somesing." They locked sirously at him.
"yeah wat is it?" he sad, hop shinning in his eayres. [I read this sentence four times and I still don't understand it]
Dos he knew? StarGlema think.
"Firestar." She brethed. She cullednt she was actually dong this after so lung. [again, three days! Not even! Three hours, more like!]
"I.."
WINDCLAN ATTAK! Shioted a voise from obove the Camp.
It was.
HOLYLEAF! [what. WHAT. HOLLYLEAF. WHAT. Did the author never read the books?!]
I workd reall' herd on dis chapter [sure] n tired 2 spell good so plzz review NICE!
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LOL LOL LOL LITERALLY NO ONE IS READING THIS AND I DON'T CARE
...and it killed my quotation marks again. WHY WATTPAD
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU