pwussi boy dallon: i fucking fell asleep on the bus kill me
ur daddy: HAHAHAHA IT SUCK TO SUCK
pwussi boy dallon: kys
daddy brendon: this chat triggers me
me: I GOT A 69 ON MY GLOBAL MIDTERM LMAO
the OG plug: lmao
me: oH FUCK MY MOM IS GONNA KILL ME WHEN SHE FINDS OUT
the OG plug: wait what grade are you in
me: eleventh
the OG plug: oh i thought you were a senior like me
daddy brendon: back the fuck off my girlfriend
ur daddy: im adding a friend bc she wants pussy
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UR SQUAD GOALS
ur daddy added j(ho)enna mcdougall to the group!
j(ho)enna mcdougall: is there any hot girls in here
the OG plug: y/n is really hot
daddy brendon: wHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THAT
daddy brendon: fUCK OFF SHE DOESNT LIKE YOU COLSON
j(ho)enna mcdougall: she's straight i assume
ur daddy: yea
pwussi boy dallon: don't worry we'll get you some pussy
j(ho)enna mcdougall: oh nice thanks
me:
daddy brendon: o shit das me
me: cringē
daddy brendon: :((
j(ho)enna mcdougall: goals