Me: EMERGENCY!!! CALLING ALL MEMBERS!! ABORT MISSION!! 911!! WEOO WEOO!! 🚨
Youngbin: what happened are you okay!?!
Inseong: yeah what's going on
Me: someone in this house ate my chicken!!
Inseong: 😑 seriously you woke us up for chicken!?!
Me: yes okay this is serious we need to find whoever did this and rip their head out 😈
Youngbin: okay umm let's not do that first of all
Rowoon: Soojun why didn't you just come to our rooms and wake us up?
Me: I didn't want to be rude I thought texting you guys would be less rude
Zuho: Soojun let me ask you something why are you trying to eat chicken at 4 IN THE MORNING!!
Dawon: Umm who wouldn't eat chicken at 4 in the morning besides this is serious crime I'll help you Soojun
Me: thanks Oppa
Jaeyoon: 🙄 come on it's just a stupid piece of chicken
Me: INSULT IT ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR TO GOD YOULL BE THE FIRST TO DIE OPPA!!😡😡
Jaeyoon: 😳
Taeyang: Soojun!
Me: sorry you know how I get with food sorry Oppa 😞
Jaeyoon: it's okay I forgive you
Hwiyoung: I think I might known who ate your chicken
Me: 나에게 제발 누가 말해줘? 😱(omg who who tell me please)
Hwiyoung: go ahead and confess
Chani: 미안하다. 나는 너의 닭고기를 먹지 않았다.(sorry soojun I didn't mean to eat your chicken)
Me: you ate my chicken?
Chani: yes I'm sorry please don't cut my head off
Dawon: I'll do it
Me: no Oppa cutting his head off is like cutting my head off
Taeyang: ummmm what?
Me: nevermind! Just don't ever do it again okay chani?
Chani: yes ma'am
Me: sorry you guys can go to sleep now
Rowoon: what sleep we have to go to practice soon shoot!
Youngbin: yeah thanks for waking us up! Now go get ready chumps!
Me: *facepalm* you gotta stop hanging around my brother Oppa
Inseong: nah I like the new youngbin!
Me: why he's learning new things from a 20 year old
Jaeyoon: soooooooo?
Me: sooooo youngbin is 23 he shouldn't be learning from a 20 year old
Youngbin: im fine don't worry peace out losers
All: *face-palm*
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YAY!!! I'm so happy to be back guys I know it hasn't been long since I updated but OMO I missed you guys sooo much like you have no idea I really wanted to update this because I'm want to give SF9 more love anyways I hope you guys enjoy it and don't forget to request! I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE CHEWING GUM's 😍😘❤️💙