Clairebear: I have found a wild Alebazi!
Sophie: What's that?
Alebazi: IT'S A ME! (MARIO)
Sophie: Who are you people anyway?
Clairebear: I am the creator of this fanfiction, and this is my sidekick!
Alebazi: YAAAAAY!
Fitz: What's fanfiction?
Alebazi: Prepare your feeble elf-brains, because we have been beamed down here to teach you.
Fitz: We do not have feeble elf-brains! Did you know that-
Keefe: Shut up Fitz, no one cares.
Clairebear: Apparently, we will now ruin your innocence with fanfiction.
Biana: Okkkaaaay. But you can't ruin everyone's innocence.
Clairebear: Why not?
Biana: Because Keefe is already broken.
Keefe: I'm torn between being insulted and agreeing.
Tam: Why are we doing this?
Dex: Do we even trust these people?
Linh: This "Clairebear" person seems okay, but I'm not so sure about her friend...
Alebazi: *swinging off the ceiling on a chandelier upside down* YOU CAN TOTALLY TRUST ME!!!!!!
Clairebear: How did you get up- never mind...
Fitz: Can we get on with this "fanfiction" stuff now?
Alebazi: *jumps off the chandelier and lands on Fitz* Yes.
Fitz: *Muffled* Please call off your attack dog.
Alebazi: *hits him* I'm not a dog! I'm a cat!
Clairebear: I thought you were a Mario.
Linh: What?
Clairebear: Just roll with it. Innocence ruining is a go people! Innocence ruining is a go for launch!
Tam: I'm not so sure I trust either of them...
Clairebear: *opens laptop and looks up KOTLC fanfics* TA-DA! *clicks on one*
Elves: *muttering nervously*
Spongebob Narrator: 10 minutes later.
Please continue to part 2
Clairebear: See you in like ten minutes when we publish the next part.
Alebazi: MERP!