The Chronicles of What the He...

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This is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adve... More

The Chronicles of What The Heck, This is Stupid!
More stupidness....
The Revenge of Blake and Courtney
Just Plain Stupidity
The Crazy Dream
The Wish Game
Mind Control
Silliness
Dinner Conversation
Tomato Cars, Tricycles, a Bumpkin, and a Vampire (Sort of)
Simply Stupid
The One Time Nick is..uh..Some What Cool (He made me name it that. Nick: Heyy)
Have You Ever Been Arrested by the Tricycle Police? Well....
An Interview With Blake
Click Here for More Stupidity
For Your Own Safety, Don't Click Here
Welcome to Stupidity
Stranger Things Have Happened
Nonsensical Nothings
Wereworms and Other Crazy Things

Mismatches and Changes

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*Dylan is having dream in which all the couples have been rearranged. Yvette is with Sam, Bindi is single as Dylan's revenge on her for breaking up with him, Nick is with Seth, and Vanessa is single.*

Dylan: *Strides up to Vanessa.* Hey, baby, wanna go out?

Vanessa: *Falls all over Dylan.* Okay!

Dylan: *Grins.*

Sam: Rrreow!

Yvette: *Smiles thinly.*

Bindi: *Mopes.* Why, oh why, can't Dylan, that charming dashing boy ask me out?!

Vanessa: *Giggles.*

*Back to reality.*

*The next day at Yvette's house.*

Dylan: Hey, Vanessa, can I tell you something?

Vanessa: No.

Dylan: *Ignores Vanessa's 'no.'* I had a dream where we were going out since Seth was with Nick. *He makes a face, but Nick shrugs.*

Nick: Hey, Seth's not so bad. *Shields his face with his hands.* Don't hurt me!

Seth: Nick. I'm not going to hurt you...if anything I'm going to thank you.

Dylan: So, Vanessa, wanna go out? I think we're meant to be together.

Vanessa: In your dreams, Dylan. *Smirks.* Oh wait...

Dylan: *Screeches.* I'll make you go out with me then!

Seth: You do that, and I'll kill you.

Vanessa: *Raises an eyebrow at Seth.*

Dylan: I'm going to call my professional wrestlers on you!

Blake: That's kind of absurd. No, wait. It's really absurd.

Dylan: I'm calling my professional wrestlers on you then, Blake!

Blake: And I'll call my professional lawyer on you.

Dylan: Arrgh! Wanna fight? *Pumps his fists in the air, but they flail around wildly.*

Blake: You're on a tricycle, Dylan.

Dylan: Raaa! *Pedals at Blake.*

Blake: Buh-bye! *He waves and sinks into the ground.*

Dylan: *Rides over the carpet where Blake just sank into.*

Milo: *Appears.* Hi, people. *He casts a spell over them that makes them all trade personalities and voices.*

Nick: I hate everything.

Dylan: I want a lollipop. *Smiles.*

Seth: This is really bizarre-o.

Vanessa: Like, yeah, like!

Seth: *Stares at Vanessa confusedly.*

Vanessa: *Eyes enlarge.*

Nick: No, I didn't mean to say that! I meant- Nuhh! The world is stupid. I hate everything!

Dylan: I didn't mean to smile! But smiling is good. Smiles make people happy!

Nick: Milo, help!

Milo: Bye, people! *Disappears.*

Blake: *Walks in with Courtney and says in Seth's voice.* Why am I talking so weird?

Seth: *Says in Blake's voice.* And you think you're talking weird?

Courtney: What the heck?

Milo: *Appears a few minutes later.* Fiiine! *He changes everyone back.*

Dylan: I hate you.

Milo: *Smiles, amused, at Dylan.* No you don't.

Dylan: I'm going to kill you 'cause I'm bad. B-A-D....E!

Milo: Bade? You're bade?

Dylan: Bad!

Milo: You're really stupid.

Dylan: No, you are!

Milo: Dylan...you're riding a tricycle.

Dylan: Whatever! *He pedals out.*

Sam: *Walks in with a girl.*

Girl: Meeeoooww!

Sam: Rrreoww!

Nick: Where'd you find her, Sam?

Sam: Rreow! At the pet shop. Right, Sandy, baby?

Sandy: Meow yeah!

Dylan: *He pedals back in with an evil grin on his face and he offers a lollipop to Nick.*

Nick: No thanks. You eat one first.

Dylan: No.

Nick: I'm not eating it then...plus I don't like lollipops. *He says this to throw Dylan off.*

Dylan: What do you like then?!

Nick: For you to leave me alone.

Dylan: *Furrows his eyebrows and glares at Nick.*

Seth: Good one, Nick.

Nick: I know right? *Waggles his eyebrows.*

Seth:.....Yeah, never mind.

Nick: *Looks crushed.*

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