taehyung: 4 days until christmas, baby.
jungkook: i know?
taehyung: and i have something special for you.
taehyung: wait you didn't deny the 'baby'
taehyung: are you okay?
jungkook: yes i am.
taehyung: no you're not..
taehyung: where is jungkook?
jungkook: right here, i guess?
taehyung: what's the matter?
jungkook: nevermind.
taehyung: no, tell me.
jungkook: well, i think you are kinda hot but that doesn't change the fact that i don't want to have sex with you...
jungkook: i mean i would love to but-
jungkook: wait no...what did i just wrote?!
jungkook: i didn't meant it like that!!!1!1
taehyung: lets fuck already.
taehyung: please.
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a/n: i really need holidays.