Vlog# 700 January 12,2018
" Hey guys so I just sent off the footage from my last video to my editor so I'm going to shower for the day because Montgomery, Kath, and Shawn are coming over so we can watch Friends because Thotgomery doesn't like it apparent-fucking-ly. I'm actually lit about my fucking outfit today because afterwards Shawn and I are going to Santa Monica to do a photoshoot. So I'm wearing these Levi shorts with a white bralette corset type thingy, you'll see when it's on. Okay I'm going to get ready. See you later, please."
I said as I turned off my Camera and then took a shower and got ready. I brushed by hair into a high ponytail and put on the lace bustier. Then I cuffed my shorts and put on white converse. After that I popped some popcorn and put out two bowls of it. Then my doorbell rang. It was Kath, who decided to come early to help set up.
She got all the candy out while I set up a topping bar on my island for the ice cream I got. Then the pizza man came with our pizzas. Now we have very unorthodox pizza tastes. We all ate Pineapple and Onion pizza and Jalapeno and Pepperoni pizza, and we always got veggie pizza as a safe ground.
As I set up the pizzas in front of the TV my phone rang. It was Richard. "Hey, what's up?" I asked. "Nothing babe, I'm bored what are you doing?" I blushed. He's been calling me babe ever since I told him about the cops weird behavior last week, and honestly, I loved it.
"My friends are coming over to watch friends soon."
"Aww babe you didn't call me and ask if I wanted to tag along? I'm hurt." He said in a whiny voice.
Now I'm a headass so instead of flirting back I said "Why do you keep calling me babe?" That police man needs to come back and arrest me for being a dumb bitch.
" If I don't then someone else will, and we can't have that can we?" He said and I could tell he was smiling through the phone.
"I-uh-huh-What?" I said stunned at this peanut butter smooth ass conversation.
"Have fun at your party, babe." He said as he hung up the phone. I stood in shock staring at my phone. Until my doorbell rang and Kath yelled "I'LL GET IT!" Now my apartment is really nice, i'm proud of it.
"Baby!" I heard Shawn yell. "Montgomery!" I said pushing past Shawn to hug Monty. He's been sick for the past week and I missed telling all my tea to him. Kath was my best friend but she hated hearing other people's drama.
Montgomery fucking lived for it. So as soon as he sat down I said "Biiiitch, this week sucked without you. Suzie got her ass beat, and her wig flew over two tables in a lab landed in some acid and broke down right then and there." Montgomery and I busted a fucking gut at this shit.
"Thats not even the best part. Bitch is bald under that fucking wig! She looks like Amber Rose now. Bella even asked her to take a picture."
"Stop! Stop!" Montgomery wheezed. "Bella is messy as fuck bitch and I am living! See this is why you can't miss a second with these bitches!" He was right, I mean this was fucking college and you still can't miss a day without missing something.
"Didn't you miss me baby?" Shawn said, pouting. "Of course, Anyway I was crying. Guess Bree shouldn't have missed that day either because her best friend got tore up!"
"Let's just watch Friends." Said Kath, and Shawn nodded and went. "Yes and pay attention to me and not him. You love me more."
" How are you gay and yet you're so obsessed with this girls opinion?" Montgomery asked. "Shut up Thotgomery that's my baby." Shawn said flicking him off.
We started watching Friends and we skipped immediately to the Ross and Rachel break up and I got my camera because I knew after it was over it would be a scene to witness.
"Ross and Rachel were perfect for each other! He wasn't in the wrong Rachel should have just fucking got over it." I swear i'm glad i'm vlogging so someone else can see how fucking dumb his ass is.
" Bitch! He cheated on Rachel, how could she ever forget what he did. He betrayed her trust and he walked over her." I yelled not caring about getting evicted as long as I was right.
"THEY WERE ON A BREAK!!!!" He said. Lord, help me before I smack his ass and make him call me daddy.
"HUH? A break does not mean you're not together, you're just spending time apart. She was too good for him anyway."
"They fit together like two pieces of a human puzzle."
"Nope bitch, Ross was a whiny bitch, first he whined about how she didn't like him. Then he whined about how she wouldn't date him after he was a dick to her. Then he whined about other guys. Then he whined when she broke up with him for cheating." I said looking dead in the eye.
"Please, he was the LEAST whiny." He said rolling his eyes at me.
"Get out," I said. Pointing at my door because now he was just saying dumb shit.
"Actually baby lets all get out because it's almost time to go to the beach." Shawn said breaking up our argument.
"Yeah okay, I said grabbing my camera after I realized I forgot to turn it on as I was arguing with Thotgomery's trifling ass.
"Let's go, everyone out of my apartment." I said pushing everyone out grabbing my keys and locking my door. Shawn wanted to take my car because I had the 2018 Jeep Wrangler and because I could vlog easier.
I set up my camera and started to vlog. "What up YouTube fuckers? I'm headed to the beach now with Shawn aka my boo. We're gonna just take some cute pics for Instagram. Really enjoy ourselves and relax so you can come along with us. Right now were about an hour away from Santa Monica because I live by Dover. So i'll probably just speed through the drive." I said as Shawn started driving and I started to sing along to the hozier that was blasting through my speakers.
Her eyes and words are so icy
Oh but she burns
Like rum on the fire
Hot and fast and angry as she can be
I walk my days on a wire.It looks ugly, but it's clean,
Oh momma, don't fuss over me.The way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
Open hand or closed fist would be fine
The blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine.Calls of guilty thrown at me
All while she stains
The sheets of some other
Thrown at me so powerfully
Just like she throws with the arm of her brother.But I want it
It's a crime
That she's not around most of the time.The way she shows me I'm hers and she is mine
Open hand or closed fist would be fine
Blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine.Her fight and fury is fiery
Oh but she loves
Like sleep to the freezing
Sweet and right and merciful
I'm all but washed
In the tide of her breathing.And it's worth it, it's divine
I have this some of the time.The way she shows me I'm hers and she is mine
Open hand or closed fist would be fine
The blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine.
As the last chords of the song wrap up we pull into Santa Monica's parking lot. As we pay for the overpriced parking I look out and sigh. As much as I love Shawn I just wish he was Richard. I would love to go to the beach with him and take pictures.
I wish he was my boyfriend but it seems like he likes Bree. They always come to school together and he kisses her on the forehead and tells her to please have a good day. It hurts to see because I want him so bad and he told me we belong together but I guess that's something he tells to every girl.
As we walked down the beach Shawn snapped a few pics from behind that he said made my ass pop. He's a great photographer so I believed him. Then he took photos of us together. Then we walked down the beach holding hands and talking about life.
When suddenly we heard a familiar giggle. I looked up to see it was Bree. I waved and said "Hey Bree." Then I noticed Richard was next to her with his arm over her shoulder and his head snapped to me. He quickly took his arm off like I had caught him doing something bad.
"Who's this Bree?" I asked him sending him a wink. "This is my boyfriend Richard." She said.Playing along with my joke. Little did she know those words made my heart stop beating. I stared at him with questions in my eyes. I said "Oh."
"Well we have to go somewhere so ill just like dip, k bye." I said while walking away as fast as I could.
Shawn and I got back in the car and drove away while I stared out the window. I'm low-key salty and all I can think is, i've only known this guy for like a week. So why does this hurt so much?
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richard
"Why would you say that? I'm not your fucking boyfriend Bree. I was trying to be nice to you and help you through our breakup. That was her. That was my mate and now you made me think I was a cheater. I have to call her. No you call her, tell her you weren't serious." I said starting to freak out. What if I just drove her into Shawn's arms?
"Hey, listen about what just happened. No he's not. That was a joke. Honestly. Shawn please tell her i'm not his girlfriend. I know you love her. I know tell her i'm so sorry." She said hanging up after.
" He answered her phone?" I asked feeling a deadly sense of calm come over me.
"Yes." She answered after a second. I stared at her and phased into my wolf and we ran home. As we reached the pack house I didn't look back at her as I said. " 1 week no phasing allowed. Don't let this happen again."
I got into my room and while still naked I called her. She didn't answer. So I texted her.
Me: Hey read 11:56 pm
Me: I hope that Shawn told you that this was just all one huge mistake. I didn't mean to make you upset. I am not her boyfriend. You are the only girl for me babe. read 11:58 pm
Me: Are you ignoring me? Please message me back.
read 12:00am
My heart hurt. I put my head on my pillow and looked into the dark nothingness as I thought about everything. I realized I was crying. Then something in me snapped and I said fuck this. I called her. This time she picked up.
A; What?
R: Why are you ignoring me?
A: You have a girlfriend
R: Didn't Shawn tell you?
A: Yeah he did
R: So?
A: This seems fishy dude. That didn't seem like a joke. Your arm was around her.
R: You held hands with Shawn, are y'all dating?
A: No..
R: Goodnight my love, don't ignore me again.
A: My love?
R: Sounds better than babe don't you think?
I didn't give her a chance to awnser. I hung up and went to sleep with a smile on my face. Now I know she likes me too and she will soon know she's mine. I don't share.
montgomery is first introduced