lennon || noah
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why is it that we've never
tried to meet in person
because i'm antisocial
but you're at beach week
then i really just like the
comfort of sitting around
in bed doing absolutely nothing
excuses, excuses
i'm surprised you didn't
make some innuendo about
getting into bed with me
trust me
i thought about it
hasn't your mother ever told
you to never meet up with
strangers you met online
for all you know, i could
be a serial killer
my mother's dead
oh my god that was a joke
i thought i was being funny
i'm so sorry, noah
if you're a serial killer,
don't come murder me
i should've never brought
up your dead mother
forgive me please
just kidding
what?
my mom is live and well
lying is a sin
it's a good thing i'm
not christian then
i hate you
now we're never going to meet
you almost gave me a heart attack
if you keep making excuses,
i'm going to have to think you're
keeping a dark secret from me
and what could that possibly be?
that you're secretly a
forty year old man
my name might be lennon
but i assure you that i'm a girl
how can i be sure?
guess you're just going to
have to trust me oh no
i'm going to need some proof
what kind of proof?
how about you send
me some pictures
if this is your way of asking
me to send you nudes
because if you are, i swear
I JUST WANTED A SELFIE GOD
I CAN KEEP IT IN MY PANTS
but if you're feeling up for it
then who am i to stop you
from expressing yourself
this is the best selfie i have
you have just been blessed
with the greatest art there is
so does this mean
i'm allowed to call
you lemon now?
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