Jen: Marco is half way to heaven.
Marco: why!?
Jean: stop making marco jokes!
Jacob: So its his half birthday with his half cake someday right?
Marco: *cries* why!?
Jean: *growls and tackles jacob*
Jacob: Gah! Help!! call animal control jen!!
Jen: Okay! *grabs phone*
Marco: *grabs your phone and breaks it* nobody touches my jean!
Jacob: ...oh shit.
Jean:... *mumbles* run...
Marco: what?
Jen: heh...*looks at broken phone* marco I need to have a talk with you. *grabs him and walks out of the room*
Marco: uh?
Jean: he's dead isn't he
Jacob: he's half dead already!
Jean: *punches him* stop with the jokes!
Jacob: ow! Someone call the animal police!
Eren: *pops out of nowhere* I got this!
Mikasa: *with eren* I say we let him beat the shit out of jacob.
Eren: fight me jean! *tackles jean*
Mikasa: seriously eren.
Jacob: I'm free! *runs away*
Mikasa: *grabs jacob* oh. No. jen isn't here. I can get payback on you for that fangirl dare. *drags him away*
Jacob: *sighs* I can never have a break can I?
Eren: *punches jean repeatedly*
Jean: stop it! *punches him back*
Jen: *comes back with blood on her jacket and looks at them* Eren that's animal abuse
Eren: pfft *laughs* so true *knocks jean out*
Jean: *K.O*
Jen: where's jacob?
Eren: with Mikasa.
Jen: We are never gonna see him again aren't we.
Eren: knowing Mikasa...no *shakes head*
Jen: whatever! Leave a dare!
Eren: yea!