"I'm back!"
"Already?"
"Thank you so much for making me feel so important! I can feel the enthusiasm coming from you in waves!"
"..."
"How are you still drinking the same coffee?"
"I'm not. I made another cup!"
"There goes my plan down the drain."
"How are you even allowed to take so much sugar? Aren't you on a strict diet or something?"
"Yup! I'm just a born rebel!"
"..."
"Is it weird that I can totally imagine you rolling your eyes right now?"
"Nah. You just gained some of my superpowers just by talking to me because I'm so awesome!"
"Why do I even talk to you?"
"I don't know, ask yourself!"
"..."
"My break's over so I better get going. Talk to you later!"
*beep beep*
"I think I have a good idea 'Why' "