I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong...

By NewWriterBug

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Highest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations... More

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Author's Note
BONUS - Evil Scarf
BONUS - Don't Be Shy
BONUS - First Date
BONUS - Don't Be Shy
BONUS - Most Amazing Boyfriend
BONUS - Don't Touch Me
BONUS - Happy Birthday
BONUS - Let's Splash
Bonus - Have A Nice Day
You Dont Know You're Beautiful
Once Upon A Hospital...
Desi Feelings

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"Good evening!-"

"JUNE! I'm leaving early today! THERE IS AN ASSASSIN AFTER MY LIFE!"

"..."

"Oh, my God! I can't believe you really fell for that!"

"..."

"..."

"Are you done laughing your ass off?"

"Let me think..no!"

"..."

"I bet you dreamed about me running after you with a chainsaw and then dumping you in my backyard."

"OH, MY GOD! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?"

"Um, who are you?"

"WHY WOULD I TELL YOU MY NAME? SO THAT YOU CAN KILL ME? NOT HAPPENING PSYCHO!"

"Mam, I wasn't talking about you! I was just talking to... um, shit! What the hell was her name! Mam, calm down, please! I'm not planning your murder!"

"But you're planning someone else's murder and as a human, I can't let that happen! Just wait while I call 911!"

"What the hell? WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND!"

"NO, I WON'T! JUNE, CALL 911, THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE PHONE!"

"I'M NOT A GOD DAMN MURDERER!"

"Every murderer says that! But don't you worry, I have got this whole call recorded! JUNE, HURRY UP! I'M KEEPING HIM ON LINE!"

"Yeah, yeah! I'm doing it. Just one sec..Hello ? 911?"

"HOLYSHIT! I'll actually murder that Miss. Hyena!"

"He's planning on murder a girl by the name Miss. HYENA!"

"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! WOULD YOU SHUT UP FOR A SECOND? YOU'RE GOING NUTS!"

"HE'S A PSYCHO TOO!"

"I'LL GO INSANE!"

*beep beep*

"We totally got him, A! That was an amazing plan!"

"Thanks a lot Char! You're the best!"

"What about me, then?"

"June, you're the BEST MANAGER EVER!"

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