Let's make a happy chapter without violence, sadness nor confusion, yah? (Will be random chapters, theses won't be part of the story.)
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"Hey guys!", Hoseok shouted running up to the group. They stopped eating their food and looked up.
Yoongi groans, "What is it Hoseok?", he smiled.
"Why do animals in the Artic read books?"
Everyone at the table groaned in annoyance, except Jimin. Then Jimin asked, "Why?"
"Because they're ICE-citing!", Hoseok finished, then started laughing. Jungkook rubbed the bridge of his nose, "Boi if you don't stop…"
"Hoseok, if you don't stop making terrible puns I'll cut your wang off…", Namjoon threatened the poor boy. He flinched, covering his crotch.
Jimin chuckled, "I thought it was kinda funny…". Everyone looked at him crazy, Yoongi grabbed his shoulders, "Mother of God, please..please don't turn into Horse Face...".
"We already got one of them, we don't two.", Jin finished, sipping his cup of water. Hoseok laugh evilly, he then grabbed Jimin by his side. "Hey! 1.) I do not look like a horse, you turtle looking ass. 2.) At least he knows humor, unlike some people.", he said.
"Your asking for a death wish aren't you boy.", Yoongi threatened him. Jimin went to Yoongi and hugged him from the back.
"What do you call a Alligator in a vest?", he continued.
"I swear…"
"A INVESTIGATOR!" ,he laughed. Jimin chuckled at the pun.
Everyone groaned once more, "I. Swear. To. God.".
Taehyung went up to him and got up in Hoseok's face. Staring at him intensely, "Hobii~"
"W-What?…"
Everyone looked at them closely, "I love you~".
Jin, Jimin and Namjoon squealed in excitement.
"You guys sound like bunch of highschool fan girls, geez.", Yoongi and Jungkook complained.
Hoseok stood there dumbfound, not knowing what to do with his life. Then dropped to the floor, "That'll make him shut up for awhile."
The rest up to him, "Is he going to be fine?", Jungkook asked while poking him with a stick to see if he was alive or not. They all shrugged, Taehyung picked him up, put him on his back and took him to the nurse.
"That's what he gets for making terrible puns…his weakness, Taehyung", Namjoon said, crossing his arms. Everybody nodded in agreement and walked to class.
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I know it was terrible but I tried so…٩(●˙—˙●)۶
IM SH⊙⊙K!!
ALSO THEM THIGHS TOO 👌👌