When I was about knee high to a grasshopper my mother introduced me to the work of Ogden Nash by quoting one of his poems almost incessantly. The poem was about a young dragon that had a yellow streak a mile wide. Then one day, a pirate tries to attack the dragon and his housemates, while his housemates run and hide, the dragon jumped up and ate the pirate.
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I'm well aware that this is particularly short and irritating however when I was struck by the need to write about Ogden Nash I was confined to using my Wii to write out my thoughts. Not surprisingly it's difficult to write more than a few sentences at a time on a Wii because there is no way to hook up a keyboard. (at least that I have found)
Now as much as I would love to show you the poem to which I am referring I do not wish to find myself being removed from Wattpad.com for plagiarism. Nor do I wish to be sued for copyright infringement, so I will simply put the link over there in the description. -----> So it will be available should you decide that you really need to understand my irrational love of strange poetry.