summertime | hq text messages.

By irlalciel

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the product of an insomniac (me) writing a book (thats not really a book) ngl its mainly kuroken some bo n a... More

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my head hurts so bad but i wanted to finish this for yalls bc aw so nice (,:

tysm for 800+ reads & 100+ votes !!

(this book is growing so much skxnsks why are you all reading this a H H)

(heres a shitty chapter ig /: sorry)

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a minute ago

#10: KUROO KENMA TOLD ME WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME

#10: I DONT FIND IT FUNNY

#10: IM TELLING TOBIO

Milk: wtf dont call me that dumbass

#10: I'm really upset rn

#10: And your name is all you care about

Milk: babe /:

#10: Like if you know how I feel why would you say that

Milk: hinata come on /:

#10: wHaTeVeR KAGAYAMA

#10 :D has left the chat.

VB: Now that's what I call boyfriend material

Milk: stfu Kuroo

Milk: at least i have a boyfriend

Milk: lonely ass

Milk . has left the chat.

Keiji: Well he seems nice..

Owlking: AHAHAHAAHHA IM DYING

VB: BOKUTO SHUT THE HELL UP YOURE SINGLE TOO

Owlking: But i'm in the works (;

kenma: oh my god

kenma: have you even talked to him alone

Owlking: No

Owlking: BUT ITLL WORK IM TELLING YOU!!

VB: Yeah right you have to cross an ocean to see him

Owlking: KUROO WTF WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT HES IN THE CHAT

kenma: wow you just made it even worse

Keiji: Aw who is it?

VB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Owlking: FUCK

Keiji: Wait I thought you guys all lived in the same state?

VB: WHEEZE

Owlking: I HATE YOU SO MUCH KUROO

VB: YOU DID THE LAST PART YOURSELF

kenma: im-

Owlking: IM WALKING TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND IM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP

Keiji: Bokuto-san, that's mean.

Keiji: You should apologize.

Owlking: >.>

Owlking: Sorry

Owlking: That you're an asshole who needs to get punched in his left nut.

Keiji: Jesus..

VB: HAHA HE WONT DO SHIT

Owlking: God I hate Kuroo

Owlking: I swear I'm about to change my name back

VB: No ):

Keiji: What was it before?

kenma: I hate Kuroo

Owlking: No it was I REALLY hate Kuroo

kenma: oh ik I was just saying that I hate Kuroo as well

Owlking: HAH YOUR BF HATES YOU

VB: Kenma ):

kenma: eh? i'm not his best friend /:

Owlking: BEST FRIEND

Owlking: HAHAHAHAAHAHHA OH MY GOD

Keiji: Oh god, Kozume..

VB: What do you mean you're not my best friend? )):

Owlking: LMAOOO KUROO STOP

VB: HAHA

kenma: ...

Keiji: Kozume, that's not what he meant.

VB: DONT TELL HIM AKASSHI

Owlking: KUROO U SINNER U SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG

Keiji: What the actual fuck.

Owlking: AH HE SAID A BAD WORD

Owlking: APOLOGIZE KUROO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

VB: I meant to do that

Owlking: NO HE DIDNT HE JUST DOESNT WANNA LOOK STUPID

VB: HE THREATENED ME!

VB: I FELT THREATENED!

Owlking: BRO YOU RETARD IM TRYNA HELP YOU OUT

Keiji: Kenma, "bf" means boyfriend.

VB: HAVE YOU NO MERCY

kenma: well i'm not his boyfriend either so

Keiji: You aren't seeing the point of this are you?

VB: AKAASHI PLS NO MORE

VB: ILL TELL YOU WHO BO LIKES IF YOU DONT SAY IT

Owlking: SATAN DONT YOU DO IT

Keiji: Idk.. I mean you did call me "Akasshi".

VB: MAYBE I WAS COMPLEMENTING YOUR BUTT EH?

Keiji: That's even worse.

kenma: Kuroo quit being a pervert

Owlking: KUROO STOP THE DIBS HAVE ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED

Owlking: YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY

VB: IM NOT DOING ANYTHING

VB: WHAT CAN I NOT APPRECIATE SOMEONES BUTT?

Keiji: You've never seen my butt. /:

VB: Yes but I assume someone who's name is Akasshi has a nice butt amirite

Keiji ☆~ has left the chat.

Owlking: NOOOOOOOO LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID YOU IDIOT

VB: WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT COMPLIMENTING AN ASS??

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