A/N someone in the comments said they didn't have chapter 2, 3 and 5 so I'll be rewriting it and edit it a little.
I walked in Karma's room and shake him. Karma finally woke up.
"What do you want Neko-chan?" Karma asked.
"Get up, you don't want to be late for school" I replied.
Karma looks at the clock and just speed walk to the bathroom. I left because I didn't want to see Karma naked...again. Karma walked out with his hair all messy. I pat his hair done until it looks OK. I saw a tint of blush on his cheeks. I blushed too.
"D-don't take it t-the wrong w-way" I shuttered.
Karma chuckled and pat my head.
"Neko-chan is a Tsundere~" Karma teased.
I didn't say anything. We both walk to school while talking. I see 3 guys surrounding a boy and a girl. I pulled Karma behind a wall so they won't see us. I looked at the boy and the girl closely and I recognized who they were.
"It's Nagisa-kun and Kayano-chan" I said.
"Neko-chan, you distract the guys" Karma said.
"Yeah, I'm just like Irina-sensei" I said, sarcastically.
"You want to fight?" Karma asked.
"Yes, I'll fight and you get those two to safety" I replied.
I walked towards the group of boys and one of them saw me.
"Hey, what's a hot chick like you doing in a place like this?" Guy1 asked.
"I'm on my way to my school" I replied.
"Well maybe we could have some fun" guy1 said.
He was about to wrap his arm around me but I grabbed it and twisted it. He cried in pain. Guy2 tried to punch me and I dodged by ducking. I saw an opening and kick his stomach. Guy1 and guy 2 were on the ground. Guy 3 tried to kick me but ended with his face on the ground and my foot on his back. I looked around for Karma, Kayano and Nagisa. I found them behind a wall looking at me.
"What's wring?" I asked.
"Nothing, you and Karma-kun are totally twins" Nagisa said, sweat dropping.
"Yeah, and you just proved it today" Kayano said, sweat dropping as well.
Time skip to classroom.
Me, Karma, Nagisa and Kayano went into class and saw a black box thing. Me, Kurahashi and Kataoka examine the thing. Suddenly, it lit up.
"Ohayogozaimas, I am the 'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' who will be joining your class. Nice to meet you"
We all sat down and Karasuma-sensei, Koro-sensei along with Irina-sensei came in. Karasuma-sensei introduced the machine to us. I noticed that he wasn't happy with the situation. Koro-sensei was laughing in the sidelines and Irina-sensei was grumbling. Karasuma-sensei then explained that the machine was a student so Koro-sensei couldn't touch her. Using his own words against him.
First period.
Koro-sensei was explaining the lesson. Suddenly, 'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' had guns out and fired at Koro-sensei. Koro-sensei dodged a BB bullet by pushing it with his chalk.
"Preparing to attack. Recalculating trajectory. Correcting angle. Entering auto-evolution phase, 5/28/02"
Koro-sensei had green stripes on his face.
"Will you ever learn?" Koro-sensei asked.
'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' fired again and it was identical to the first attack. Koro-sensei dodged with his chalk again but this time...
Plop!
A blind spot. The second BB flew along the same trajectory as the one Koro-sensei blocked putting it in a blind spot.
"Left fingerstip destroyed. The newly added secondary gun has proven effective"
'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' put away the weapons. All of my classmates were looking at hee but I just looked at the front with a bored expression.
"Probability of killing you with the next attack less than 0.001 percent. Probability of killing you with the attack after that less than 0.003 percent. Probability of killing you before graduation is least 90 percent"
Koro-sensei looked afraid.
"Now then, Koro-sensei, entering attack phase"
'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' fired again. Everybody either covered themselves with their books or with their arms.
"Near misses, two. Confirmed hit. To calculate projected estimates now adding four main guns and resuming attack"
'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' finally stopped shooting. If she didn't I would do it myself.
"So...we have to clean all this up?" Maehara asked.
"You wouldn't happen to come with a vacuum, Miss Fixed Artillery?" Muramatsu asked.
'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' stayed silent.
"Give me the cold shoulder..." Muramatsu mumbled.
"Give it up. What's the point in teasing a machine?" Yoshida asked.
Second period.
BB bullets
Third period.
BB bullets. 'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' kept firing until the school day ends.
The next morning.
I looked at 'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' and smirked. 'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' tried to get her guns out but failed because of the duct tape.
"Koro-sensei I cannot take out my guns like this. Please remove my restraints"
"Well, I don't know" Koro-sensei said, scratching his head.
"Is this your doing? Clearly it is harming me, in violating of your agreement"
"Wrong!"
Terasaka threw a roll of duct tape at her.
"It was me. Your a pain in the ass any way you look at it. Learn some common sense before you start firing' away ya box of bolts"
"Machines don't know what common sense even is!"
"We'll release you once class is over" Hara said.
Me and Karma smirked.
"That's what you get. If we keep getting repeats of yesterday we'll never learn anything" Sugino said.
The say went well without any distractions.
Next day
When me and Karma went into class, 'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' looked bigger than before. We both walked in front of hee and it lit up, revealing a full body image of her with a background. I sweat dropped.
"Ohayogozaimas, minna-san!"
"To foster feelings of closeness I have her a full-body LCD display. And a body uniform modeling software" Koro-sensei said, dodging an attack from me and Karma.
"Im so happy to be able to spend such a refreshing day with y'all!"
The day went well. Terasaka was still not happy with her and it made her cry. Terasaka got hated by all the girls except me. She wrote the answers for students who didn't pay much attention. She can make things using a special plastic inside her, she can make guns or anything at all, if she has the data. Though she doesn't have data about flowers. She also is a fast learner and beat Chiba in three matches in chess. She knew everything except flowers.
"Hey, why don't we pick a name for her? 'Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery' is a mouthful" Kataoka suggested.
"Right" Hara said.
"Sure is" Kayano said.
"Let's see. Maybe take part of that" Kataoka said.
"'Autonomous' (Jiritsu). How about Ritsu?" Fuwa asked.
"Cop-out" Chiba said, chess pieces falling from his face.
"What? It's kawaii!" Fuwa exclaimed.
"You ok with that?" Maehara asked.
"Hai, very happy! Please call me Ritsu" Ritsu said.
Nagisa walked over to me and Karma.
"This might just work out" Nagisa said.
"I wonder. It's like Terasaka said. She's just following Koro-sensei's program..."
"It's not like machines have free will. Wherever she goes from here, it's up to the guys who built her"
Next morning.
"Ohayogozaimas, minna-san"
Ritsu turned back like the day she arrived.
"The deal is that you don't harm any of your students but now upgrades will be considered 'harm'. The same goes for you. If you tie her or break her you'll be asked to pay damages. These are her owners' wishes. We have to comply" Karasuma-sensei said.
"Owners? I don't know. I'd like to put my student's feelings first, not her parents" Koro-sensei said.
Everyone looked at Ritsu nervously, waiting for her to shoot guns. Me and Karma actually paid attention to the lesson. Ritsu lit up. Everyone covered themselves but Ritsu didn't pulled out weapons...
Ritsu pulled out flowers
"I promised I'd make flowers. Koro-sensei made 985 improvements to my body. My master judged most of them irrelevant to assassination and removed them, deleted them, restored my factory defaults. But of what u have learned of the E Class, I myself decided that my ability to cooperate was essential to assassination. So before it was deleted, I his it in a corner of memory inside a related piece of software"
"Wonderful! Ritsu, that must mean..." Koro-sensei started.
The new full-body Ritsu appeared.
"Hai! I have defied my master of my own free will!" Ritsu finished his sentence.
"Nice one" Karma commented.
"Koro-sensei, does this mean I'm in a rebellious phase? Am I a bad girl?" Ritsu asked.
"Not at all! Your a third year junior high student and a fine one at last!" Koro-sensei replied, with a circle on his face.
And so the E Class gained another ally. Now there are 28 of us trying to kill Koro-sensei.
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A/N hope you have this chapter. I'll do 3 and 5 next.