Random crap I ACTUALLY said myself represented as Hamilton characters.
Hamilton-*accidentally sends a typo via text message* I HATE MY THUMBS!
Burr-You exist, I'm triggered.
Eliza-LOVE ME
Angelica-I may be small, but I will fight you
Peggy-Sometimes, I wish I was a jellyfish
Laurens-My sexuality is straighter than my future
Lafayette-I GOT THE BONUS FRY
Mulligan-GOOD FUCKING
MORNING
Washington-Wait? Since when am I the leader?
Jefferson-I'll tell you yours if you tell me mine
Madison-I'm adorable
Philip-*puts arm around clearly uncomfortable best friend* this is my father
King George III-Give me three good reasons why I should care
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Yeah, this is random crap I did say in real life. Comment down your random dumb quotes as Hamilton characters. Judgment free zone!