What is my Life?

Da Matsukitty

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So, here it is. My life is one I'd never trade for anything. I have a loving family, and many things to be gr... Altro

Just so we're clear...
Ok, to start off...
Wattpad
Technology
People
SPORE!!!!!!!!
Sleep deprivation
Driving
Well, that's random.
Just add "with your life"
I'm slowly dying.
I'm a klutz
I feel like a Major Nerd
I just don't know
I'm on fire
Uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
Catchphrases!
My chrome-dome
Mr. Spikes
Drawing!
That Crazy Look
Ritual
Quotes!
Where the Red Fern Grows
Matsu
Stop, Drop, and Panic.
Dreams
Bad Lip Injection
From "Angst" to "Abridged"
Languages
Teens these Days
Surprise Duet
That Was a Bad Idea
Cringe-'Merican
First
Quiz-bowl
#OneWithTheDictionary
Sorry
What's his Name?
That's Canada
First Softball Game!
You Have a Nice Neck
Sleeping in
Remembrance
Second Softball Game
Second Softball Game Pt. 2
Horror Overload
Klutz Quotes
Things you never thought about
Deadpool
Destiel
Cominius
The Perilous Journey
I'm a Baws!
My Voice Teacher
I Need Advice
Bluegrass Camp
Goodbye Internet!
Long Pine Nebraska: Wattpad Documentation; By Matsukitty.
Meet Enzo
Snail Porn
COOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!
Neil Breen
Baby Bird, Then Cat
Have You Ever Looked To The Sky, And Thought "The Pancakes Are Coming For You"?
Murmel
Sorry!
Salvage
Zoolander
O Comic Con.
"Come back, I'll bite your legs off!"
I've reached a new low
Infamous
Exercise
Not as think as you drunk I am
This ain't the "Andy Griffith Show"!
Mass Effect
Pluck-a Leg Hairs On the Border!
Matsukitty's Typical Afternoon.
I'm Basically Blind Right Now
I Need Help
I Can't Think of a Title
On a Pipe Cleaner
Sun-tan
I Am Now A Two-Cat Person
I Am Now A One Cat Person........And the Cat is Basically an Eggplant.
Won't be Around for Much Longer
...
Back to the Academy
Campfire
Enzo's Doctor Visit
Scared off Sesame Street
Thinking of
Sun glasses
Alone
Everything with Mark in it is hilarious
Shoulder Fondling
Gotta get all the Paper
Found it!
Halp
My Morning
Halp........Again
Pain
DYING!
Academy Day
Sleep, Something I Need More OF
Martin
The Time I Have On My Hands
Ugh, I F*cking Ruined my Sleep Schedule................
Martin pt. 2
I was Played
Today was an Apple Day
Abuela Martinez
Gimme Names!
Alpaca World HD
Ripped Clothing
What do Badass New Glasses Make Me Look Like? Even More of a Nerd.........
F*ck Life
The Pain was Worth It
Detained
Hamburger
Homework
Sims 4
Nail Polish
'Football'
I Would Homework, but...
Random
My Face is in Pain
The Cone of Shame
Everything is Awesome...
What you missed....
Existential Crisis Inducing Artifact
Math. I Hate It....
Cleaning
Restaurant Feel
Sleeping in
Dying, the common occurence
Guess Who's Still Dying? Me!
The Results of Procrastination
I'd Do That, But I Don't Want To
Ho ho ho, homo sapiens!
I'm Still Alive!
Farewell, Blood that was Once in my Body
The Prinxiety is strng with this one
I Need to Stop
My Thoughts At Night
Thanks, @AShruinger
Hah, hah, hah, hah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive

I Just Had The Literal Worst Day Ever

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Da Matsukitty

So, this morning, I get up early to go to Meadowlark Café, and the usual nice lady who knows our order by heart isn't there. And, my favorite pie isn't there either.

After breakfast, I go to school, and sit through class, my glasses fogging up pretty much every 5 frickin minutes.

After first period, I go to P.E., where we learn we start football soon. :( I suck at football.

 After second period, I go to band, where my head hurts.

After third period band, I go to Social Studies, where I almost fall asleep.

After fourth period, I go English, where I have a writing assignment due.

After fifth period, I go to Science, where my finger starts bleeding, and I miss a question on a test.

After sixth period, I go to Math, where I realize I did the wrong. fricken. homework.

After school is out, I walk to the car, and the literal worst thing happens. I throw my backpack in the back of the car, and it hits dad's guitar, and cracks.

Yes.

It

F*cking

Cracks.

All my animals on Happy Garden, all my goldfish on Goldfish Collection, all my sheep on Sheep Collection, and all my alpaca.

All

Of

My

Alpaca.

Royce, Lazzie, Azurine, Dan, Phil, basically my existence is basically ruined when that tablet stopped working.

F*ck life.

        -Matsukitty

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