Lauren- um... Who's 'DJ'?
Unknown- You. Weirdo.
Lauren-Actually I'm pretty sure my name isn't DJ... Sorry dude.
Unknown- Holy shit, then who are you?? DID I JUST SEND THOSE PHOTOS TO A STRANGER?!?
Lauren- I'm Lauren, and you are?
Unknown- Why should I tell you my name. I don't know you and I sure don't intend to.
Lauren- You're being awfully rude to a girl that just saw your boobs.
Unknown-How do I know you're not some creepy 50 year old man. That just saw those photos oh god. Please don't track me down.
Lauren- Track you down? I don't have the ability to do that, I hardly even know how to work my iPhone. But, I'm an 18 y/o female Thankyou very much.
Unknown- proof, please.
Lauren- what?
Unknown- SEND ME A SELFIE!!
Lauren- Alright, calm down jeez
Unknown- DID YOU FIND THAT ON TUMBLR OR SUMTHING?!
Unknown- PRETTY GIRLS LIKE THAT DON'T EXIST OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR!!
Lauren- Something*
Lauren- and no, I took it... Thanks though?
Unknown- AHSGEJSBWVT
Unknown- I'M CAMILA
Camila- ALSO KNOWN AS YOUR FUTURE WIFE
Lauren- Haha, I'm sure your boyfriend would love that.
Camila- My boyfriend?
Lauren-Yeah... I just assumed, from the question you asked along with those nudes.
Camila- Oh!! They were meant for my best friend, I wanted to send one to a girl I've been seeing...
Lauren- So DJ is your best friend?
Camila- Yeah.. Her real name is Dinah.
Lauren- That's a pretty name. So you're gay huh?
Camila- The gayest.
Lauren- That's cool, I'll message you again sometime? I have to go, I have softball practice.
Camila- SO YOU'RE GAY TOO!!!
Lauren- what?
Camila- Softball...
Lauren- That's just an annoying stereotype.
Camila-Oh, sorry...
Lauren- But I am pretty gay .
Camila- I KNEW IT.