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DEDICATED TO: @SwitchingFandoms
MESSAGE: The comment about feeling bad for Satan is quite funny, so I dedicated it. XD Thanks! Though, it's been a long time since I last updated.
Warning: Cursing due to Hiroshi and Gokudera's colorful words...some of the characters are cursing too.
'thoughts'
"foreign"
"spoken"
"Venom or Demonic Voice"
flashback
Author's Note
Previously....
In a airplane...
A beautiful lady with green eyes and long , straight pink hair stares out of the window. 'Reborn, I'll definitely take you back with me~.'
And a few rows away from her is a...cow kid? He was fixing some of his stuff in his Afro hair. 'I'm gonna be the best hitman if I, Lambo-sama, kills Reborn! Gyahahahaha!"
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BOOM!
Another bomb has exploded.
"Ara~ Looks like Hiro is enjoying playing with Reborn-kun!" Sawada Nana exclaimed cheerfully.
"Dammit Reborn! Do you really have to set a bomb in every incorrect answer that I made?!" Hiroshi exclaimed angrily.
"Of course."
BOOM!
"Dammit!"
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Tsuna sighed tiredly. He didn't get any sleep because of the noise they're making. Yup, they stayed all night and it's already 6:00 and they're still awake.
So Tsuna decided to take a shower. He'll sleep when everything was quiet.
Thank God for there is no classes today.
TING!
"Eh?" Tsuna looked at his laptop and saw he has a new mail. He raised an eyebrow. 'Who'll message me at this hour?'
He clicked the mail and was shocked to where it came from.
[ REBORN ]
The hell? Reborn was like across his room!
Tsuna sighed tiredly. Damn, his room isn't soundproof so he just prayed that Reborn didn't heard the TING! of the laptop.
Making the sound muted, he closed the door and immediately activated the device that he made in order for the mafia not to discover his current location.
[ Cielo27, I need some information about someone.]
Tsuna raised an eyebrow.
[Mou! I'm on vacation!]
Tsuna scowled. 'Bullshit. Even if I wanted to, I can't. I didn't get any sleep because of you.'
[Oh well, just consider this as special service for the greatest hitman. So, who is it?]
[Sawada Tsunayoshi.]
Tsuna's eyes widened. The fck? Don't tell me Reborn found out about my secret? Damn it. I should be more careful. Especially around the greatest hitman itself. Tch.
[Why do you need to know an information about a civilian?]
Tsuna smirked, 'I'll play around him for a bit...and maybe I can gain some information. Kukukukuku~ This will be fun~'
[Are you in love with this boy? Kukukuku~ Is the greatest hitman turning gay?]
The hitman didn't answer for a whole good minute. Tsuna chuckled. Maybe he got him.
[Cut it out, Cielo. That boy is damn suspicious.]
Tsuna frowned...What information should I tell him?
[How is this boy suspicious?]
Tsuna replied. He needs time to think and because of lack of sleep....he can't think of anything right away.
[He looks....innocent to me. Technically, I thought you would know about it right away. Sawada Hiroshi is your student, Reborn. What information do you possibly want?]
[Relationship.]
[Hiroshi hates Tsunayoshi. That's it. As for the reason...that's another story for another time. And Hiroshi's a jackass so...good luck with that. Is that all?]
CRASH!
Tsuna sweatdropped.
"Damn it, Reborn!" He heard Hiro shouted after the crash. Tsuna sighed. It looks like he need to send some information somehow.
[Wait. I need more info about the older twin.]
[....Fine. What do you want to know?]
The crashing immediately stopped and was replaced by Hiro's colorful words.
[Is he mute or not?]
[He originally wasn't....though there are some possible reasons... Then he stopped talking completely.]
There were some silence.
[I saw him talking with Gokudera Hayato in the hospital.]
Tsuna's eyes widen. Oh shit! So that's why he felt someone was watching him.
[...So? I may particularly know plenty of information but I don't know everything.]
[I see. What information is available?]
[How much?]
[ A billion.]
[Deal.]
....As expected of the greatest hitman. Looks like he has to tell him some useful information.
[Sawada Tsunayoshi. 14 years old. Birthday at October 14. Brother of Sawada Hiroshi. Bullied by schoolmates. Before entering middle school, he always got straight A's.
The reason of muteness is unknown.
PROBABILITIES: 60% is because of his brother. 20% is because no one noticed his achievements and became depressed. 10% is because of his parents ignoring him. 6% is because of the bullying of his schoolmates. 4% is because of some reasons that he is keeping.
He loves to read books and loves to play games. Quiet and has sharp eyes.
Friends with Gokudera Hayato and Yamamoto Takeshi.]
'I guess this information is fine. It will be a matter of time Reborn finds out of the truth. Tsk. How can I be so careless?'
[You've calculate it all?]
[Of course. I need to list some probabilities ... so even though I don't know the exact reason, I'll have some high chances that some of those are the cause of his mysteriousness.]
[As expected of the greatest hacker.]
Tsuna blushed. He gets some praises but when it comes from someone who doesn't give praises much...He's so damn happy.
It's not Yaoi guys.
[This is all the information you have?]
Tsuna smirked.
[No...but Sawada Tsunayoshi is...an interesting person, Reborn. You'll see.]
Tsuna chuckled when he praised himself.
[Fine. Thanks for the information...I'll send the money right away.]
Tsuna's phone lit up and he received the money.
Tsuna smirked.
'Now let's see, how the events unfold.'
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[TImE SkIp] -After a day-
Tsuna was walking to school with an extremely bored expression.
'Isn't there something to entertain me?' He thought as he yawned.
"Hey." A woman's voice called out.
That snapped him out of his dazed state. He looked at the familiar woman and silently praised her looks.
She has pink hair and emerald eyes. She was riding a bike with her hand holding a soda.
He blinked and tilted his head for a bit, asking a silent question.
"Here." She throw the soda to him and went in her way.... Quickly.
However, Tsuna didn't catch it instead he leaned for a bit and when the soda was Infront of him, he raised his leg and kicked it to a nearby trashcan.
Tsuna smirked lazily and muttered, "Like hell am I gonna drink poison. It will be troublesome to go to the hospital even if it's just for t-the act. Tch. My throat hurts, D-damn you, Hiro." Before coughing.
Tsuna went on his way to school to see a certain prefect leaning near the school gate.
"Omnivore."
Tsuna looked at him and smiled,"O-Ohayo, K-kyoya." He said in a strained voice before coughing.
Hibari narrowed his eyes when he saw the bandage neck of Tsuna.
"Who. Did. That. To. You." He asked *cough*demanded*cough* even though the answer was so obvious.
Tsuna looked away with a nervous expression and slowly moving away."N-nothing h-happen."
"You're a horrible liar, Tsunayoshi."
Tsuna coughed and waved his hand to Kyoya, "I-its no biggie."
"Tsunayoshi-"
He was cut off when he saw students arriving one by one.
He frowned before looking at Tsunayoshi, "We'll continue this conversation later, Tsunayoshi."
"Don't you dare escape." He added when he saw a relief expression in his face.
Tsuna sighed before nodding and went inside.
'I should have come to school earlier. Damn it. Hayato and Kyoya will kill Hiro if they confirmed that this was done to me by him yesterday.'
/FlAsHBacK/
When he finished talking to Reborn in the net, Reborn went out after an hour of their chat.
That was when Hiro found this opening to bully him...by crushing his throat and kicking his chest,and becoming a punching bag, he swore he heard a crack.
If it wasn't to the fact that their mother called them for breakfast, he would have been a goner. Before going down to eat his breakfast he grabbed his first aid kit and putting some bandages in his injuries.
After an hour or two, Reborn returned. Hiro was upstairs reading some comics.
Reborn saw the new injuries in Tsuna's body and a strike of guilt was felt in his heart.
Reborn asked in a grave tone, "Did he do this?"
Tsuna's mouth twitched upwards, looking like a small smile,"I-It wasn't your f-fault." He said in a strained voice as he touched his throat. It was hard talking.
Reborn looked at him with an unreadable expression. But he can't hide the fact that Tsuna decided to talk to him.
But he was thinking,
'How did he know what I was thinking? Did he already activated his hyper intuition? It looks like he can be one of the candidates for the Vongola position.'
Reborn mouth turned into a thin line.
"You need to get stronger, Sawada Tsunayoshi."
Tsuna looked at him in surprise. What did he mean by that?
"Next week, I'll ask a friend of mine to train you in martial arts. Your build is a little bit above average an I must say I'm impress, despite the bullying of your brother, you manage to keep shape." Reborn said in a satisfied tone.
Tsuna widened his eyes and before he could protest he caught a gleam in Reborn's eyes as if saying 'Don't-even-dare-disagree-or-I'll-make-your-life-a-living-hell'
Tsuna doesn't have a choice.
/EnD oF FlaShBacK/
He was doomed. He has troubles keeping this from Reborn and now he had to deal with another one.
Damn. Can't his life get any worse?
Tsuna sighed before going to his classroom.
But what he didn't know that someone has been watching him from a tree not too far from the gate of the school.
He arrived early enough to see how the fierce prefect and the so-called Dame-tsuna interacted.
He could tell that they've been friends for quite some time now. Since he saw the fondness in Tsuna's eyes and a flash of concern in the prefect's eyes.
That said person narrowed his eyes.
'I will figure you out, Sawada Tsunayoshi.'
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An exasperated sigh escaped Tsuna's lips as he was cornered in lunch time.
Takeshi and Hayato went to the canteen area to get lunch.
"Dame-Tsuna give me your lunch." His twin asked rather rudely if I must say.
Tsuna gave it to him immediately and Hiro smirked triumphantly. He left but not before he kicked his brother's injured ribs. Tsuna hissed in pain and decided to go up in the rooftop for a fresh air.
Tsuna looked up and smiled at the beautiful sky that he always admire. Tsuna opened his mouth and....sang.
"Come now heading to the oblivion to the darkness sink me
Future is lonely as it seems to be and I am reaching from there
My mind is clear now
I feel like I can do anything when I want to do it, yeah
I feel I'm notorious
Do you know what you can handle?
Do you know me?
Spinning round and round going back and forth
Will be here as an angel, that's fallen deep
See, there's the dark side waiting for me, never end forever
Out on the rim no need to breathe even I'm an angel
Going down so deep to the core
Screams never he heard any more
Seems that it never ends this corridor, without a door
Can't help this drive to be in a visionary space
Knowing I should step away
That feeling I've had something It might be changed, they are trashy Open my eyes wide ready to find the light
I want to tell you good-bye
It's not a big deal
Run with me now everything aside,
'cause I'll leave it all behind
Flow, the flow is in the air, floating forever
I hear that someone's calling me
Can't stand this noise any more
But I know that's not true, everything's from a fake world"
Tsuna hummed the instrumental. His smile still present on his face. His eyes turned from brown to a golden hue. He touched his throat when he felt the pain. He continued to sing but it was kind of hoarse.
"All I did till now I only did for me
Somewhere in my mind after all it had to be changed
I can't recognize the person in the mirror now
How can I be myself?
And start another day
Come now heading to the oblivion to the darkness sink me Future is lonely as it seems to be and I will reaching from there I'll keep on redeeming for myself day after day think of my sins
Forgiveness came to this fake world where I was dreaming"
Tsuna coughed and touched his throat. 'I shouldn't have sang...damn, my throat hurts.'
"That song...Trigger by ZHIEND?" A voice resounded. Tsuna turned around with a smile.
"Your throat already hurts, what's the point in singing it?"
"I-I heard it in a radio and took a liking i-in it."
"Hm."
"You g-got y-your lunch?" Tsuna asked before coughing again. Hayato nodded and throw a water bottle to Tsuna's direction. Tsuna smiled in thanks and chugged it down.
"Here." Hayato tossed a bento to Tsuna. "I know that he got your lunch. So I bought another one just in case." Tsuna smiled and sat beside him.
"Where's Takeshi?"
"Fangirls."
Tsuna sweatdropped. "Y-you didn't help him?"
Hayato scowled and ate a piece of his food. "I got my own set of bothersome woman." Tsuna chuckled at his friend's misery. "I'm lucky I don't have one." Hayato rolled his eyes and look at Tsuna.
"Yes you do."
Tsuna looked at him in confusion while munching his food. Hayato's lips stretched into a smirk.
"Her."
Tsuna's eyes widened and choked. Tsuna pumped his chest and grabbed his water and hurriedly drink it.
Tsuna took a deep breath and glared at his best friend, who is laughing his ass off. Tsuna kicked him and continued eating.
"D-don't ever mention that woman, Hayato. She gives me the creeps."
Hayato eyes twinkled in amusement, "Aren't you glad? Someone loves you~" He said before laughing his ass off. Tsuna grimaced. "S-stop it Haya. You're making me lost my appetite."
A moment later, Takeshi came back. He was a mess. His clothes all wrinkled and his hair looks like a bird's nest.
"You o-okay?"
Takeshi scratched his head while laughing. "I somehow manage to survive."
"Your lunch?"
Takeshi frozen and slowly looked away. "A-ah....I kinda um... didn't...." Scratching the back of his head chuckling nervously. "Ah yah. You get the point."
Tsuna shocked his head in amusement before giving Hayato a pointed look.
Hayato saw it and scowled. He threw the bento (which literally appeared out of no where) and continued eating.
Takeshi caught it and smiled brightly at Hayato. "Thanks Gokudera."
"Tsk." Hayato replied.
Tsuna chuckled,"Oh~ Haya-chan cares for Takeshi-kun, after all~ Kukukuku~"
"Tsuna!"
"Kukukuku~"
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"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
Reborn deadpanned at the idiot. "She's Poison Scorpion Bianchi, she specialize in Poison cooking. "
"Poison Cooking?"
"Everything she cooks turns to poison and looking at the situation right now, her target is probably you." Reborn said with a 'happy' smile.
"HOW CAN SAY THAT WITH A HAPPY TONE?!"
Reborn looked at Hiro with an innocent expression, "I don't know what you're talking about."
"WHY YOU---"
"AH~ Reborn~" Bianchi dashes towards Reborn and hugged him lovingly. "I'm here to bring you back~ Let's do another job together, Reborn~" She said with a blush in her cheeks. "This kind of place doesn't suite you at all!"
"I already told you Bianchi. I have a job to raise this idiot so I can't."
Bianchi started to shake with tears in her eyes, "Poor Reborn. Unless the idotic brat dies due to an accident or something, Reborn won't be free again."
"Who are you calling an idiotic brat?!"
They ignored him.
"I'll go home for now. When the idiotic asshole is murder---died in a accident, I'll come back for you again."
"IS IT JUST ME OR HER INSULTS ARE LEVELING UP?!"
Reborn turned away and tipped his hat, "You're not as stupid as I thought."
"WHAT WAS THA---Nevermind. Reborn! I'm being targeted!"
Reborn looked back and looked at him, "So what? Got nothing do with me." He said in a nonchalantly tone.
"Aren't you supposed to protect me! Why---"
CLICK!
"I am not you're bodyguard, Baka-Hiro. I'm your tutor. Remember that."
Hiro gulped and nodded nervously. Reborn put the gun away.
"A-Anyway, Reborn...she seems to favor you a lot."
"Oh that. Bianchi loves me. We went out at some point." Reborn answered. "I was quite popular with women. Bianchi's my fourth lover."
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORDS YOU JUST SAID?!"
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At night time....
Tsuna, Hiro and Reborn are the only one left inside the house. Nana went out for last minute grocery.
DING DONG!
"Baka-Hiro! Open the door!" Reborn kicked Hiro towards the door.
"There's no need to kick me!" Hiro shouted back before opening the door. "How can I----GAAAAHHH! It's he poisonous bitch!"
BANG!
He closed the door and went back at the dining room quickly. Panting, he said in a panic voice, "You're fucking lover is here and she's targeting me! Do something, Reborn!"
Reborn sipped his tea and said,"Hiro....Humans are creatures that will die one day."
"Don't be enlightened all of a sudden!!!"
Tsuna sweatdropped at the exchange. 'What is this? A comedy show?'
CRASH!
The window was broken and came in a woman with a pizza in her hands.
"Damn idiotic bastard of a brat, DIE IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!"
"THE NICKNAME UPGRADED AGAIN?!"
Tsuna deadpanned, 'Someone is targeting your life and you care about the nickname?' Tsuna sighed and looked at Reborn questionably (for the act).
Reborn smirked,"She's Poison Scorpion Bianchi. She's a hitman who specialized in poison cooking." Tsuna nodded in understanding and dranked his tea." And she's my fourth lover!"
POOOSFH!
Tsuna spitted his tea out. Damn. He forgot about that. Tsuna coughed and pointed at Hiro while looking at Reborn. Tsuna's eyes was filled with worry. He's still his brother after all.
Reborn stared at Tsuna's eyes and was satisfied on what he saw. 'He'll be a perfect sky. I'll be contacting Nono after this.'
DING DONG!
Tsuna stood up and opened the door. Tsuna's eyes flashed with recognition and he smiled. It Gokudera Hayato, holding a freaking huge watermelon.
"Bianchi's here." He said in a whisper. Gokudera almost turned white and gulped. "She is?"
Tsuna smiled....yet not a smile and Gokudera did not like that smile not one bit because in his eyes, that was a demon's smile.
"Let's make that stomach aches of yours in good use, ne?"
Hayato turned white,"You're going to use me as a reason to let Bianchi leave, right? But why?"
Tsuna smiled broadly,"My cake was at the living room. I hid it there. Now it's full of shards of glass." A dark aura covered his figure.
Hayato cursed his sister in his mind. 'Why does she have to go through the window?! That's why doors exist!'
Hayato sighed in defeat. He doesn't have a choice.
Let's just say that Hayato's trauma worsen and...Hiro's at bed for a week.
While Reborn was planning different kinds of tortu--training for a certain someone and....
Tsuna having a new set of cakessssssssss....
See ya next time and sorry for the late update!!!
Next up, Cry Baby Lambo!