Ayup Cumberbeans,
1) let's just take a moment to admire that title ^^^^ truly a work of art.
2) I know I haven't done a Mystrade, Lestrade, Mycroft or John imagine in a little while but I have no inspiration for them so you'll have to deal for now.
3) Please can you check out LaskaSnowWolf because I really like this dreams book idea that they have. Unfortunately they can't write too much because not many people are leaving their dreams in the comment section. Please at least consider it :)
4) Enjoy :D (or at least have a mildly good time)
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Mr Sex: Heyyyy ;) xxx
Mr Sex: I can see you Sherly! Nice bedsheet xxx
Mr Sex: Awww, don't spoil my fun. Come back xxx
Mr Sex: Did you just put your phone on silent?! You're so boring xxx
-Read Monday 22:34pm-
Mr Sex: Nice case solving, it took you long enough xxx
Sherlylocks: You planted the body there?
Mr Sex: OMG, YOU REPLIED!!! THE KRAKEN AS AWOKEN!!! Xxxx
Mr Sex: Aw, don't go back to ignoring me xx
Mr Sex: Ugh, you're sooooo boring xxx
-Read Tuesday 8:43am-
Mr Sex: I had an idea last night xxx
Mr Sex: And no, before you say anything, it wasn't like that. Unfortunately xxx
Mr Sex: I thought we could text our favourite things about each other xxx
Dull Killjoy: Bit dull and ordinary isn't it?
Mr Sex: Back to replying are we? I have to say that your new contact name really fits that comment xxx
Dull Killjoy: Why? What's my contact name?
Mr Sex: Dull Killjoy. It was originally Sherlylocks but that became boring xxx
Dull Killjoy: I don't know why I bother talking to you
Mr Sex: You know you love it really xxx
Dull Killjoy: Anyway, back to this game you were suggesting
Mr Sex: You actually want to play it? Can my heart process all of this development? Xxxxxx
Dull Killjoy: Eh, I'm bored
Mr Sex: Your enthusiasm astounds me. Alrighty then I like your coat collar, you look cool in it xxx
Dull Killjoy: Really? Cool? Whatever, I like your mind, it thinks like me
Mr Sex: See, that wasn't hard was it? Xxx
Mr Sex: Ignoring me again? It's like dealing with a child. Xxx
-Read Wednesday 14:56pm-
Consulting Stalker: Sorry, I've been away for a bit, did you miss me? Xxx
Fallen Angel: No
Consulting Stalker: That's a lie, you replied almost instantly xxx
Consulting Stalker: I don't really care, whilst I was away I changed your contact name again xxx
Fallen Angel: You're not the only one ;)
Consulting Stalker: Dear Lord, did you really just send me a winky face? What is the world coming to? Xxx
Fallen Angel: Just forget you ever saw that. Please
Consulting Stalker: Fine. Your contact is Fallen Angel, in case you were still interested xxx
Fallen Angel: Oh right, your's is Consulting Stalker
Consulting Stalker: Do you have a sense of humour Sherly? I'd like to see it more often xxx
Consulting Stalker: Jeez, why'd you cover up my camera. I take back what I said about you having a sense of humour. Only one kiss for you today x
-Read Friday 6:13am-
Moriparty: Heyyyy love xxx
Moriparty: Yes I can see you, I had more cameras put up xxx
Moriparty: Your brother and I are alike in many ways xxx
Moriparty: Nope, don't even try looking for them, I do know how to hide things ;) xxx
Moriparty: Oh
Moriparty: Drat
Moriparty: Aww come on, don't act so smug, you've only found one of the cameras and there's no way I'm telling you where the others are xxx
Sherlockedthefridge: I win
Sherlockedthefridge: How will you burn me now? :)
Moriparty: I have my methods }:) xxx
-Read Saturday 15:34pm-
Moriparty: Tower Hill- come and play xxx
-Read Tuesday 8:18am-
Moriparty: Not guilty. Thank you very much Jury xxx
Sherlockedthefridge: How did you do it? The evidence was right in front of them?
Moriparty: I have access to anything I want. It wasn't difficult xxx
Moriparty: Plus, honey, you should see me in a crown ;) xxx
Sherlockedthefridge: I'm brewing tea
Moriparty- I know xxx
-Read Thursday 16:43pm-
Sherlockedthefridge: What was the code you left?
Sherlockedthefridge: I'm serious, an assassin saved me because he wanted it
Sherlockedthefridge: Fine, don't cooperate, I'll work it out myself
-Read Saturday 10:25am-
Sherlockedthefridge: MORIARTY!!
Moriparty: Now now, that's I bit too formal honey xxx
Sherlockedthefridge: How did you trick everyone? In fact you know what, I don't care. I'm going over to Kitty's. Maybe I'll talk some sense into her.
Moriparty: I wouldn't count on it ;) xxx
-Read Tuesday 23:27pm-
Falling Angel: St Bart's rooftop, now
Satan's Little Helper: It's about time xxx
Falling Angel: I know
Satan's Little Helper: Don't worry Sherlock, falling is just like flying, only with a more permanent destination xxx
Falling Angel: Before we go up, I need to tell you something
Satan's Little Helper: Go on xxx
Falling Angel: I love you xx
Satan's Little Helper: I know xx
-Read Wednesday 17:30-
A/N Ayup Cumberbeans, that was pretty fun to write. I'm not saying the end topic was good but I liked writing in this style XD Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this and I'll see ya soon, Baiiii-L