"Good news, everyone. We've got a very special delivery today." -Professor Farnsworth
"Who's it going to?" -Fry
"Me" -Professor Farnsworth
"Another job well done." -Bender
"No, I need it shipped to my office at Mars University. It's a little experiment that will win me the Nobel Prize."
-Professor Farnsworth
"In what field?" -Leela
"I don't care. They all pay the same." -Professor Farnsworth
"Is it dangerous?" -Fry
Andy by this time got off the table, since she doesn't sit on chairs, and went to go sniff the box. She sniffed the holes that look like handles and something scratched her.
"Hey! This box just scratched me!" -Andy
Professor Farnsworth got a shot gun with a sleeping dart. He shoot it through the whole and hit whatever it was inside.
"Off we go."
(Futurama intro)
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The crew landed on Mars. Where it had, well, Mars University.
"Very impressive. The colleges I use to go to always look like it had of bunch of trash." -Andy
"You went to college?" -Fry
"Well duh! How else am I suppose to get leftover food? McDonald's?" -Andy
"Back in the 20th century, we had no idea there was a university on Mars." -Fry
"Well, in those days, Mars was just a dreary, uninhabitable wasteland, much like Utah. But unlike Utah it was eventually made liveable when the university was founded in 2636." -Professor Farnsworth
"They planted traditional college foliage: ivy, trees, hemp. Soon, the whole planet was Terra-formed." --Leela
"Does that mean it's safe to breathe the air?" -Fry
"Of course." -Professor Farnsworth
Andy and Fry stopped and breathed in and out air. After that they went over to a library.
"Over here is Wong Library. It has the largest collection of literature in the western universe." -Professor Farnsworth
Bender looked in another direction and spotted something that he recognized.
"Hey look! There's a chapter of my old robot fraternity. Epsilon Rho Rho." -Bender
"You went to college?" -Leela
"Of course. I'm a bender. I went to bending college. I majored in bending." -Bender
"What was your minor?" -Fry
"Robo- American studies." -Bender
So they all walked, or flew, to Bender's old fraternity. Bender knocked on the door.
"Are you here to fumigate the moose head?"
"Uh, no. Actually, I'm an epsilon from way back." -Bender
The two robots did a robo-handshake kinda thing.
"Ah, close enough. Come on in."
"Thanks. Here's your finger back." -Bender
So the crew walked, or flew, inside.
"All the coolest robots are in this fraternity. Oh- oh! Nerds."
-Bender
'Oh great. . . Nerds never leave the good stuff.' Thought Andy.
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Gearshift, chapter president. This is Oily, and here is Fat-bot." -Gearshift
"You're all losers. My name's Bender. This is my buddy, Pip."
-Bender
They all gasp.
"Bender from bending state Bender? Wow! You're a legend around here." -Oily
"I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth." -Fat bot
"Yeah, well, a lot of them were children. Anyway, we should get going." -Bender
"No, Bender, wait. We're the lamest frat on campus. Even Hillel has better parties than us. Please, you've got to stay and teach us how to be cool." -Gearshift
"Hm. . . Okay, but my friend Pip gets to join and I need ten kegs of beer, a continuous tape of 'Louie, Louie', and a regulations two-story, panty- raid ladder." -Bender
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It was dark. Mostly because it was night. The robot fraternity were going on a panty-raid. They went to the nearest building and climbed the ladder and looked through the window. All the girls were either pillow fighting, showering, or on the computer.
The one on the computer was having a hard time with it.
"Someone's been a bad computer." -Bender
The lady pulled off the screen and all you could see was the wires.
The boys, and girl, were aweing at the sight. Until Bender's eyes were coming out and push them back. Which they all crashed onto a old building. Except for Andy, who could fly.
"I'd say. You've damaged our servants quarters and our servants." -Some random guy (sorry but I don't know who they are in the show)
"This time, Robot house has gone to far." -Another random guy
"Cheese it!" -Bender
All the members ran, or flew, away back to the fraternity.
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Mentholyptus Hall.
"What I love about being a Dean of students is the peace and quiet and the respect I receive." -Head master
Then a phone rings.
"Now what's all this about?"
"Dean Vernon, the students from Robot House are here." Said a woman's voice.
"Robot House." He said, deep voiced.
"Hey, Dean. Nice looking model." -Bender
"You keep away from it! You robots are a disgrace to this university." -Head master
"Wait, hold up. Does that count me too? I'm actually not a robot." -Andy
"Do you hangout with robots?" -Head master
"Yeah. . ." -Andy
"Then yes it counts you."
"Damit!" -Andy
"As I was saying, whenever a fire alarm is pulled it's Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desecrated- - "
"Now, I can explain that." -Bender
"That's enough out of you. From this day forth Robot House is on dodeca-tuple secret probation." -Head master
"No fair!" -Bender and Andy
"Now, if you'll excuse me I have to get back to the one thing that's kept me sane these past eight years, my model ship."
-Head master
But Fat bot grabbed it and ate it.
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Big Fraternity Raft Regatta
"You all know the rules. Whichever house wins the Regatta becomes head of the Greek Council, and should that house currently be on any type of multiple secret probation, it will be lifted, and I will be forced to serve as Grand Marshal of a parade honoring them." -Head master
"Fraternities. . . On your marks."
The Dean shot at Robot House's raft. But of course they had a plan.
(A mini time skip to where it's the middle of the race)
Robot House had rock music on and tide to a rope on one end was Andy. Who was flying and pulling them. While Bender was in the back water skiing.
"Hey, Bender, are you sure this is a shortcut?" -Andy
"Not as sure as I was an hour ago." -Bender
"We're going down a waterfall!" -Andy
"Well stop the boat!" -Bender
"I can't!" -Andy
They all went down the waterfall. With Andy desperately trying to fly back up, but robots are heavy.
But they managed and walked on the river floor.
"And the winner is. . . ROBOT HOUSE?!"
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The Dean was marching in front of the Robot House's float. They were waving at the crowd. Well, except for Andy, who was getting all over the Dean's face.
"Hah!!! Is the embarrassment now!!!" -Andy
"Come on, everyone! Big party at Robot House!"