Just Friends | A Bender Love Story [Slow Updates]

Ch.3 Mars University

"Good news, everyone. We've got a very special delivery today." -Professor Farnsworth

"Who's it going to?" -Fry

"Me" -Professor Farnsworth

"Another job well done." -Bender

"No, I need it shipped to my office at Mars University. It's a little experiment that will win me the Nobel Prize."
-Professor Farnsworth

"In what field?" -Leela

"I don't care. They all pay the same." -Professor Farnsworth

"Is it dangerous?" -Fry

Andy by this time got off the table, since she doesn't sit on chairs, and went to go sniff the box. She sniffed the holes that look like handles and something scratched her.

"Hey! This box just scratched me!" -Andy

Professor Farnsworth got a shot gun with a sleeping dart. He shoot it through the whole and hit whatever it was inside.

"Off we go."
(Futurama intro)
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The crew landed on Mars. Where it had, well, Mars University.

"Very impressive. The colleges I use to go to always look like it had of bunch of trash." -Andy

"You went to college?" -Fry

"Well duh! How else am I suppose to get leftover food? McDonald's?" -Andy

"Back in the 20th century, we had no idea there was a university on Mars." -Fry

"Well, in those days, Mars was just a dreary, uninhabitable wasteland, much like Utah. But unlike Utah it was eventually made liveable when the university was founded in 2636." -Professor Farnsworth

"They planted traditional college foliage: ivy, trees, hemp. Soon, the whole planet was Terra-formed." --Leela

"Does that mean it's safe to breathe the air?" -Fry

"Of course." -Professor Farnsworth

Andy and Fry stopped and breathed in and out air. After that they went over to a library.

"Over here is Wong Library. It has the largest collection of literature in the western universe." -Professor Farnsworth

Bender looked in another direction and spotted something that he recognized.

"Hey look! There's a chapter of my old robot fraternity. Epsilon Rho Rho." -Bender

"You went to college?" -Leela

"Of course. I'm a bender. I went to bending college. I majored in bending." -Bender

"What was your minor?" -Fry

"Robo- American studies." -Bender

So they all walked, or flew, to Bender's old fraternity. Bender knocked on the door.

"Are you here to fumigate the moose head?"

"Uh, no. Actually, I'm an epsilon from way back." -Bender

The two robots did a robo-handshake kinda thing.

"Ah, close enough. Come on in."

"Thanks. Here's your finger back." -Bender

So the crew walked, or flew, inside.

"All the coolest robots are in this fraternity. Oh- oh! Nerds."
-Bender

'Oh great. . . Nerds never leave the good stuff.' Thought Andy.

"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Gearshift, chapter president. This is Oily, and here is Fat-bot." -Gearshift