Just Friends | A Bender Love Story [Slow Updates]

Ch. 2 A Flight to Remember (Pt. 2)

(In the Countess' Room)

"Mind if I freshen up a bit before we go out?" -Countess

"I was just about to suggest the same thing." -Bender

So Bender went snooping around the room, looking for anything valuable. Then he saw her diamond and gold bracelet.

"Pay dirt." -Bender

Before he could put it in fully into his chest. He took it out. He didn't know why but he just, couldn't. He couldn't steal it.

"Lovely, isn't it?" -Countess

"Yeah. But only 93% as lovely as you." -Bender

"Oh, Bender. Either that was a computing error or you're the most romantic robot I've ever met." -Countess

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At the bar, Bender was getting a drink while the Countess was playing slots.

"I don't get it, Izac. That bracelet had a diamond the size of a raccoon's brain. Why couldn't I steal it?" -Bender

"It's obvious, Mr. B. You're in love."

"Oh, it's true. But we're star-crossed robots. She, a Countess built with a silver spoon in her mouth. And me, just a regular honest Joe." -Bender

"Hey, you going to pay for those?"

"Hell no." -Bender

"Security to bar area. Security to bar area."

Then these security bots came to Bender's side. They grab Bender by the shoulders.

"Fellas, please, I'm in love." -Bender

"Rough him up."

[After the 'robots pounding Bender' insentient]

"Well, now you know - - I'm not actually rich. I'm a fraud, a poor, lazy, sexy fraud. This isn't even a real bow tie, it's magnetic. I don't even have any friends!" -Bender

"Bender..." -???

Bender turns around to see a teary Andy.

"Pip, I didn't mean it I...." -Bender

"Save it! You ditch me at the bar and made me become drunk because you never drank yours, then you say you don't have any friends! I think you radder be with her then your best friend! In fact, we aren't even friends anymore!" And Andy flew off some where on the ship.

"See? I'm even a terrible friend." -Bender

"Bender, I don't care whether you have money, or you're a terrible friend. I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerely simulator." -Countess

"You do? Really?" -Bender

The Countess nods.

(After a whole Titanic remake and mushy, lovey dovey stuff later)

"Looks like everybody's got somebody... except me." -Leela

"And me." -Fry

"And me." -Andy

The two gasp in fright to see their furry friend. Andy was looking down, looking at the robotic couple.

"Andy, what are you doing here I thought you were with Bender?" -Leela