(In the Countess' Room)
"Mind if I freshen up a bit before we go out?" -Countess
"I was just about to suggest the same thing." -Bender
So Bender went snooping around the room, looking for anything valuable. Then he saw her diamond and gold bracelet.
"Pay dirt." -Bender
Before he could put it in fully into his chest. He took it out. He didn't know why but he just, couldn't. He couldn't steal it.
"Lovely, isn't it?" -Countess
"Yeah. But only 93% as lovely as you." -Bender
"Oh, Bender. Either that was a computing error or you're the most romantic robot I've ever met." -Countess
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At the bar, Bender was getting a drink while the Countess was playing slots.
"I don't get it, Izac. That bracelet had a diamond the size of a raccoon's brain. Why couldn't I steal it?" -Bender
"It's obvious, Mr. B. You're in love."
"Oh, it's true. But we're star-crossed robots. She, a Countess built with a silver spoon in her mouth. And me, just a regular honest Joe." -Bender
"Hey, you going to pay for those?"
"Hell no." -Bender
"Security to bar area. Security to bar area."
Then these security bots came to Bender's side. They grab Bender by the shoulders.
"Fellas, please, I'm in love." -Bender
"Rough him up."
[After the 'robots pounding Bender' insentient]
"Well, now you know - - I'm not actually rich. I'm a fraud, a poor, lazy, sexy fraud. This isn't even a real bow tie, it's magnetic. I don't even have any friends!" -Bender
"Bender..." -???
Bender turns around to see a teary Andy.
"Pip, I didn't mean it I...." -Bender
"Save it! You ditch me at the bar and made me become drunk because you never drank yours, then you say you don't have any friends! I think you radder be with her then your best friend! In fact, we aren't even friends anymore!" And Andy flew off some where on the ship.
"See? I'm even a terrible friend." -Bender
"Bender, I don't care whether you have money, or you're a terrible friend. I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerely simulator." -Countess
"You do? Really?" -Bender
The Countess nods.
(After a whole Titanic remake and mushy, lovey dovey stuff later)
"Looks like everybody's got somebody... except me." -Leela
"And me." -Fry
"And me." -Andy
The two gasp in fright to see their furry friend. Andy was looking down, looking at the robotic couple.
"Andy, what are you doing here I thought you were with Bender?" -Leela
"I was. Until he ditched me for some chick. He said that we weren't friends anymore." -Andy
"Aww... the fuzz ball is jealous." The only reply Fry got was a punch to the stomach.
"Don't you dare call me that! And no I'm not jealous!" -Andy
"Admit Andy, you like Bender." -Leela
"And why don't you admit that you enjoyed sleeping with Zapp!" -Andy
"This again! That was an accident!" -Leela
"Accident my ass. Look can you just leave me...." Then the whole ship started to shake.
"Oh, my god. We're heading straight into a black hole."
-Leela
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"Ok, we just have to get from here to the escape pods..."
-Leela
But Andy wasn't listening. She couldn't see the Countess any where.
'Why do I care, she's the whole cause of my ruin friendship! *Sighs* Bender you better appreciate for what I'm doing. Because I'm about to save your chick.'
Andy flew through the burn ship, to find the Countess in a hole.
"Look I don't wanna hear shit! I'm gonna make something clear, I'm doing this for Bender, not you, got it?" -Andy
The Countess nodded.
"Alright, grab my legs. But stay away from the feet I'm tigglish."
The Countess grabbed Andy's legs. Andy flap her wings as hard as she could, almost making it out.
"Shit, how much do you weigh woman?!
I... don't think... I can make... it..." -Andy
Before she fell down, a pair of robotic arms got hold of Andy's. Andy looked up to see the one and only Bender.
"Bender!" -Andy & Countess
"Don't worry, I got cha'." -Bender
Bender pulled them out.
"Oh Countess, I thought I loss you..." -Bender
"Look, let's try to live now, and mushy stuff later, alright? We have to get to the escape pods!" -Andy
The three ran (or in Andy's case flew) through the burning ship. They made it to the escape pods, but they were to late.
"They left without us! Now what?!" -Andy
"Aren't you a member of the yacht club?" -Bender
"By God, you're right. I'm a class-three yacht." -Countess
Then a propeller came out of her butt. Ya... kinda weird.
"Am I trippin' or did a propeller actually came out of her asshole?" -Andy
"Just get on." -Bender
(After an unexplainable leap of faith)
"Something's wrong. We're two metric tons overweight. Plus an extra 10 to 15 pounds." -Leela
"Look!" -Fry
Fry looked outside to see Andy holding onto the pod while holding Bender and the Countess.
"Pip, whatever you do, do NOT let go!" -Bender
"I'm slipping, Bender. The pull is too strong. (Don't you mean the force?)" -Countess
"I can't live without you. If you let go, I let go." -Bender
"No. You have too much to live for. Look Bender, you have a nice job and wonderful friends. Even your little furry friend. Even though she hates me, she risked her life to save me for you. It may hurt for a while, but one day you'll find love again.
Good bye Bender."
And the Countess was never seen again.
(After getting inside)
Bender was still upset about what happened to Countess. Andy didn't want her robotic friend to be sad, so went to try and comfort Bender.
"Bender. I'm sorry for your loss. And I'm sorry for being a douchebag. Can we be friends again?" -Andy
"Yea we could. And I'm sorry for being a douchebag too."
And the true hugged, not noticing everyone taking pictures.