Scratch what I said about it starting in Season one. It actually starts at the very beginning of Season two. Just making that clear.
Note that these are actual quotes and events that happened. Anything that the oc dose didn't happen.
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"That was the worst delivery ever." -Leela
"Yeah. I'm never going to another planet called 'Cannibalon'." -Fry
"Me, neither. Food was good, though. What did you think pip?" Bender asked. Pip was a nickname that Bender called Andy. Bender was the only person (or robot) that doesn't call Andy by her real name. No one knows why, but he does it.
"I guess. Unless you are the food." Andy mumbles the last part.
The four looked all tired and warned out. I wouldn't blame them. I mean, almost dying for a box?
"Oh great news, everyone." -Farnsworth
"Shove it. We quit!" -Bender
"Yea! It's not worth dying for a box!" -Andy
"In that case, I'll have to hire a new crew to go on our company vacation." -Farnsworth
"Vacation?" -Leela
"All right! Whoo!" Fry, Bender, and Andy high five each other.
"This is great. I haven't had time off since I was 21 through 24." -Fry
"It's just my way of thanking you for not reporting my countless violations of safety and minimum wage laws." -Farnsworth
"Aw, you."-Bender
"I've booked us all on the maiden voyage of the largest, most luxurious space cruise ship ever built. The Titanic."
-Farnsworth
"Looks nice." -Leela
(Futurama theme song)
"Hey, uh, where's my suitcase?" Then down the tubes came Fry's suitcase, hitting on the back.
"As mayor of New New York, it's my pleasure to introduce the honorary captain for the Titanic's maiden voyage. A man who single-handedly defeated the retiree people of the assisted-living nebula - - Zapp Brannigan!" The Mayor anoused.
"Oh, god, not Zapp Brannigan." -Leela
"You know Zapp Brannigan?" -Zoidberg
"Let's just say we've crossed paths." -Leela
"Was that before or after you slept with him?" -Andy
Leela got very irritated and punched Andy hard on the shoulder. Sending Andy a glare.
"She's a beautiful ship, all right. Shapely, seductive. I'm going to fly her brains out." -Zapp Brannigan
The crowd cheered.
"And now, without further ado I Christen this ship Titanic."
-Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan grabbed the head of Leonardo DiCaprio and smashed it into the side of the Titanic. Leaving a head out of water.
As the people enter the ship, Zapp sees Leela and the crew.
"Well, well, well, the lady Leela. Take notes, Kif. You're about to witness the subtle waltz known as seduction." -Zapp
"So, trapped on a ship with me. What say you and I knock some very sensual boots?" -Zapp
"It's tempting but, uh, I have a fiance now. Fry, darling, meet Zapp Brannigan." -Leela
"Huh?" Leela nudge Fry with her elbow.
"How do you do?" -Fry
Zapp just glared at Fry.
(Time skip to where they get their rooms)
"Ah, here's my stateroom. " -Farnsworth
As the crew went inside, Bender noticed another robot, lady robot to be exact. Andy was on Bender's shoulder, which means that she could hear Bender purring.
'Why is Bender purring like some freak?' Andy thought.
Then she noticed the lady robot. 'Why do all fancy people have fat asses?' -Andy thought. (That was a bit random)
Bender's eyes kept starring at her. They kept starring until his eyes came out, literally.
"Whoa, where is it? Come on." Andy handed Bender one of his eyes. When put it back on, the lady robot was gone.
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"Now, Hermes you and your lovely wife, Labarbara have the suite through there. And Dr. Zoidberg your marble tank is on the other side." -Farnsworth
"Man, first class seems nice." -Fry
"It'll seem even nicer once you've seen your room."
-Farnsworth
"Looks like we're on the fiesta deck." -Amy
The crew went inside the green elevator. They went down to second class. Then steerage, laundry, bowels of ship, and finally the Fiesta deck.
Their room was all dirty and had rust and mildew.
"This room looks like crap." -Andy
"Well, at least we get a window." Fry opened the window to be greeted by a reactor exhaust.
"We'll, we're tired of this room and everyone in it. If you'll excuse us, we're going to pop over to the casino for the next 135 hours. Let's go Pip." -Bender
"But do i have to wear the bow tie though?" -Andy
"Yes, it makes you look cute. Which brings for winnings for us." -Bender
"Ok..."
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The two were at the casino. So far, they were winning. And right now, Bender is using his cheating detector... thingy to see if they have high winnings. It said Sure thing.
"We're betting all. Come on! Baby needs a new pair of feet!" Bender roll the dice and..... they didn't win.
"Snake eyes."
"Wait, my cheating unit malfunctioned." -Bender
"You got to give us a do-over." -Andy
"Sorry, the house limit is three do-overs. Next shooter."
"Give us your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink." -Andy
Bender turns around to see the lady robot again. He walked over to her.
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Bender." -Bender
"Charmed. I'm the Countess De La Roca. I was surprised to see another robot staying in first class. Most of the robots I meet are laborers." -Countess
"I assure you, I barely know the meaning of the world 'labor'." -Bender
"Oh, Mr. Bender." -Countess
"Please, call me Bender." -Bender
"Oh, well, goodness. I-I don't - -." -Countess
The two went walking to her room.
"Alright Bender, I got our drinks..." Andy just stared at the two walking away.
"Oh, ok then."