An inquisitive young boy is talking to his mother.
"Mommy, how old are you?"
"Oh, that's quite personal, son, and besides it's not polite to ask a woman her age."
"Ok, mommy, then tell me, um, how much do you weigh?"
"Well, I can't tell you that either, a woman's weight is a secret."
The boy was getting a bit frustrated by now. "If you can't tell me that, can you tell me why you and Daddy split up?"
"Someday I'll explain it to you but it's all quite complicated and I don't think you'd understand."
The boy wandered off unfulfilled but kept all of this in the back of his mind.
The next day in school, he was talking to one of his school chums and was told to look at his mom's driver's license. That would have all of his answers.
So very early the next morning he snuck into her wallet and looked at her driver's license.
When she awoke, he said, "I know how old you are!"
She said, "You do? How old am I?"
"You're 31. And I know how much you weigh, too!"
"Oh," she said, getting curious, "how much is that?"
"You weigh 126. And I even know why Daddy left!"
She was really curious now. "Why was that, son?"
"It's because you got an F in sex!"
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I know i was suppose to update yesterday but it was so crazy that i forgot about it, so here it is now :-)
the answer to the previous riddle was: WORDS and the first person to get it right is @Clairebebe24
RIDDLE: I stare at you, you stare at me. I have three eyes, yet can't see. Every time I blink, I give you commands. You do as you are told, with your feet and hands. What am I?
HINT: they keep traffic in order and without them car crash would be a every day dilemma (that is such a big hint)